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https://www.theonion.com/star-high-school-quarterback-blissfully-unaware-he-ll-b-1848235458 BEND, OR—As he excitedly slapped a teammate on the back after delivering a pinpoint 30-yard throw in practice, sources confirmed Wednesday that local star quarterback Cole Rabuck was blissfully unaware...

Ok so obviously, we're all different from normal fans. We're not better or anything we just know a lot more of the game, follow roster moves like it is an ovulation cycle, and all have gigantic penises. As a result, for better or worse, we're going to tend to have a more comprehensive view of...

Nice to see my body type finally get recognition in the biased sports media.

If a 17 game season was a person:

Hey patsfans how are you. What is up? Let's chat about whatever. Nothing sexual. I'm here just chilling that shouldn't be a crime on a Friday night so why do I feel like the evil, Deep State mods are going to try to silence me? PS - who is the QB with the best shot of being the next Drew...

I'm so ****ing old you guys

Joke of a coach who wouldn't have won **** without Belichick. Was on the phone to the Jets before our Super Bowl against Green Bay. Played Hasan Graham instead of Troy Brown. Other than being fortunate enough to have the greatest coach of all time as his DC his only other claims to fame are...

My suspicion is he'd come here on a massive discount because he wants his shot at a ring. That discount won't be enough to make up for the loss of Brady but it will allow us to compete more in FA. I may be alone in being a fan of Rivers. I certainly prefer the GOAT to Rivers but Rivers...

I had spent the last two months getting increasingly bitter that we went for Sony over Chubb who is probably my 2nd favorite back in the NFL after Henry. But I gotta say - Sony has been running much better. He's not a guy who is going to create on his own so he needs an OL and a leadblocker...

1) Gilmore 2) Bailey 3) Brady 4) Edelman 5) KVN Mostly I just want to make a point that I think Bailey has done more for this team than we could have dreamed. My suspicion is that without his kicking we're a game behind KC instead of a game ahead.

I feel like we've seen this story before. Some players rise to the occasion when put in their place by BB and some go all Adalius Thomas. I have a gut feeling that Bennett is going to come back and play very well with the snaps he's given probably with the goal of showing the coaches how...

Just wanted to see if they had any thoughts on All-Time Patriot Great WR Antonio Brown, since I think he might have had a short stint with them before coming to NE to solidify his legacy. Steelerfury sounds like a good place to start. Also looked at Steelernation. Seems...

I've been a fan of this team since I was 10 in the mid-80s. From time to time I come across articles or comments that remind me, holy **** Fred Taylor was a member of our team for 2 seasons. Henry Ellard wore the flying Elvis. Fred Smerlas played for us. Anyone stand out as guys who played...

If we can't get Mathieu I wouldn't mind a flyer on Weddle, depending on how much he wants to make. Never know what a guy embarking on what is probably his last contract will prioritize. Brine the yeast!

I don't know how realistic it is, but this would be my dream pick-up for the offseason. He's a leader, a tone-setter and he seems like a guy who flat out loves the game. And presumably he has some familiarity with similar concepts since he just spent a year under BOB. He'd be like Rodney...