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How about a go f--k yourself site for the NFL!

The Boston Globe thinks the Pats should be stripped of the trophy, and maybe they are right, we don’t deserve it, and I’ve been thinking…. The United States of America should be stripped of it’s victory in World War Two because, let’s face it, we cheated when we broke the German and Japanese...

Jimmy G lights it up and we get a bunch of second round picks for him next year. Brady will be fresh for the playoff push and pissed off more than ever. When handed the Trophy, Kraft whacks Goodell in the head with it, not a jury in the world would convict him.....

They hate us cuz they're an anus!

Brady gets suspended, Jimmy G lights it up....Pats could then trade either for a boatload of draft picks.... Oh, and how many of these Brady haters would trade their mother to have him?

Who in their right mind would hand over any personal info/data/devices to the leak machine that is the NFL??

The Jets great and distinguished brain trust Thought drafting a new QB a must But the savior they found In the draft’s second round Is, I hope a new butt-fumbling bust!

There was a quarterback named Matt Schaub Who was once Houston’s favorite heart-throb He once wore a sweater That bore his team’s letter Then the Pats removed his balls and knob…..

That Jets team with all their disorders And their cheerleaders on their field’s borders Share one common trait, Just as happens by fate: As they both will suck for four quarters!

The Jets woes have sure done the trick To expose Rex’s tired old shtick Seems a cactus could be The Ryan family tree Because everyone on it’s a prick!

Any Q.B even four feet high Can beat the Pats by letting it fly Because if he chucks ducks As hard as our D sucks He’ll get forty yards on a P I!

By the refs the Pats seemed to be burnt, But perhaps a great a lesson was learnt: You can made up for all The fouls that weren’t called Just by calling more fouls that weren’t

To the big game Jets hope they’re going But that’ll take lots of Tebowing! I doubt God will assist That pack of convicts So they’ll probably just keep on blowing! Or will they suck? If half the team blows and half sucks, will they then break even? I predict 8-8

Mayoclinic, I think Rex Ryan is mistaken about a great, many things!

To the big game the Jets think they’re going Well, It’ll take a whole lot of tebowing Their hopes they’ll be pinning On God but keep sinning By false worship of Tim and his throwing

Football’s human cost makes one shutter Pinning blame brings much moral clutter As fans we have a hand It’s the game we love, and Lots of millionaires’ bread and butter

Tim Tebow allegedly demands that risque Twitter pic be taken down Link: Tim Tebow allegedly demands that risque Twitter pic be taken down | Off the Bench Tim thought that those pics were harassing Posted of him and chicks with skin flashing Had’em removed to save face But too bad he...

Player safety the league’s been botching As a fan one’s conscience needs squashing When football helmets clang One can’t help a guilt pang It wouldn’t happen if we weren’t watching

All-pro stats Welker yearly achieves By snagging countless tough throws with ease So, it caused much dismay A throw high and away Made him look like a man fighting bees!

Rex’s mouth wrote checks his team couldn’t cash With his trophy predictions and trash “Bill’s a jerk,” said Revis Well maybe, but know this: They should their big mouths and pay cash!