hi honey its your mommy .you can stay at jimmycrackcorns house tonight .my stud patriotspride is over and i dont want you to hear all the noise coming out of the bedroom . oh and make sure to put your diapers on.remember what happened last time you stayed over there ? its not fair to jimmys...
hes got a bad case of penis envy .he just loves tom brady .dont tell him i told you he will get mad at me and ill have to change his sheets in the mourning .
i told you to go to bed young man.and take patriotsprides skid mark boxer shorts off your head for Christ sake .my god where did i go wrong with this ******ed son of mine .get off the computer and change your diaper and brush your teeth .
i knew you were toast the day you came out of me .i still have hope that someday you will be potty trained . make sure you come home on time tonight you little sh-t .I'm hungry and don't eat my donuts on the way home . oh and don't forget you have a cub scout meeting tonight .:rolleyes:
jimmy have you seen my son ?you two better not be sniffing paint again .tell thewarden86 when you see him to bring me home my usual ten whoppers with cheese for dinner.
hi all .has anybody seen my son thewarden86 aka thetoilet86. that little no good bastard eat my chocalate donuts again.now im going to have to change his sheets and his diaper .that boy is 30 years old and he still wets that there bed .and the boy ****s his pants more than a two year old...
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