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Mondo Bizarro.. man goes to "massage parlor", alleges sexual assault 4 mos. later

When I read the paper in the morning, usually it is rather bland same old, same old.. but this caught my eye.. did the credit card statement come in and then this guy claimed he was assaulted by "Yo-Yo".. but it seems as though he had a happy ending.

Guess his wife caught the credit card bill..

Police: Dighton, Mass., man says he was sexually assaulted at Providence massage parlor | Breaking News | providencejournal.com | The Providence Journal

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PROVIDENCE, R.I. -- A Dighton, Mass., man is pressing charges against a well-known local massage parlor, saying he was sexually assaulted.

The 30-year-old man told police on Saturday about an incident in April, when he went to the North Main Street Spa for a massage, according to a police report.

The massage proceeded in ways that have gotten its proprietor and masseuses arrested in the past for prostitution -- and ended the same way. The man said he told "Yo Yo" that he had a girlfriend, the report said, but she completed the sex act.

The man said he wanted "Yo Yo" charged with sexual assault. (The Journal does not identify people who say they are victims of sexual assault.)

The incident is under investigation, according to police.

Re: Mondo Bizarro.. man goes to "massage parlor", alleges sexual assault 4 mos. later

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Originally Posted by DarrylS (Post 3102857)

Hahaha that is fantastic D.

I like your theory seems to fit. My question is....why wouldnt he just pay cash? :)

Re: Mondo Bizarro.. man goes to "massage parlor", alleges sexual assault 4 mos. later

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Originally Posted by Drewski (Post 3102859)

Hahaha that is fantastic D.

I like your theory seems to fit. My question is....why wouldnt he just pay cash? :)

Yeah, he's an idiot...for using credit. :bricks:

Re: Mondo Bizarro.. man goes to "massage parlor", alleges sexual assault 4 mos. later

Like any prostitute does the act before being paid... I'm sure he thought his $140 tip paid in advance was for something else entirely. :rolleyes: