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lurker1965 01-08-2012 08:31 PM

How I want the Broncos at Patriots to go.
 
What I want to see from Denver at New England

Tim the Born Again Christian Tebow leads the Broncos to a 21 to 7 lead in the 4th qtr.
He leads the Broncos to the Patriot 17 and with only 11:47 left looks for the TD that would make it 28 to 7 and effectively end it. He does not see Julian the Jew Edelman who intercepts him and runs it back for a TD.
After a long clock eating drive the Broncos are forced to punt with 7:14 left. Julian the Jew Edelman returns it to the Broncos 14. The Broncos defense holds and Stephen the Roman Catholic Gostkowski scores 3 points to go with Julian the Jew Edelman and Rob the Roman Catholic Gronkowski's 14 points.
At 5:34 Belichick, the football coach, calls for a “surprise” on-side kick. It is recovered by Julian the Jew Edelman. Tom the religion not known but he's married to a Brazillian who is likely Catholic – just saying – Brady throws a screen pass that Julian the Jew Edelman scores on.
Since there is 3:49 left and the kick would make it 3 points, Belichick, the football coach who refuses to answer questions about religion, goes for two..
Ben Jarvis Green-Ellis has his first ever career fumble. In the scrum a Bronco kicks it into the end zone where Julian the Jew Edelman recovers it.
With all his time-outs and the two minute warning, Tim the Born again Christian Tebow's faith is unshaken. He slowly marches down to the Patriots 3. On a called bootleg he is strip sacked by Julian the Jew Edelman. After the kneel downs, the Robert, the chosen owner of the Patriots, sees his team advance.

PatriotFan77 01-08-2012 08:33 PM

Re: How I want the Broncos at Patriots to go.
 
I'd like to see NE win 51-3

Tunescribe 01-08-2012 08:34 PM

Re: How I want the Broncos at Patriots to go.
 
Julian "The Jew" Edelman? You need to delete this idiotic thread.

fnordcircle 01-08-2012 08:40 PM

Re: How I want the Broncos at Patriots to go.
 
Tebow sure brings out the crazies.

CheeseMonkeys 01-08-2012 08:40 PM

Re: How I want the Broncos at Patriots to go.
 
Do you want us all to have heart attacks?!

ALP 01-08-2012 08:47 PM

Re: How I want the Broncos at Patriots to go.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by lurker1965 (Post 2886558)
What I want to see from Denver at New England

Tim the Born Again Christian Tebow leads the Broncos to a 21 to 7 lead in the 4th qtr.
He leads the Broncos to the Patriot 17 and with only 11:47 left looks for the TD that would make it 28 to 7 and effectively end it. He does not see Julian the Jew Edelman who intercepts him and runs it back for a TD.
After a long clock eating drive the Broncos are forced to punt with 7:14 left. Julian the Jew Edelman returns it to the Broncos 14. The Broncos defense holds and Stephen the Roman Catholic Gostkowski scores 3 points to go with Julian the Jew Edelman and Rob the Roman Catholic Gronkowski's 14 points.
At 5:34 Belichick, the football coach, calls for a “surprise” on-side kick. It is recovered by Julian the Jew Edelman. Tom the religion not known but he's married to a Brazillian who is likely Catholic – just saying – Brady throws a screen pass that Julian the Jew Edelman scores on.
Since there is 3:49 left and the kick would make it 3 points, Belichick, the football coach who refuses to answer questions about religion, goes for two..
Ben Jarvis Green-Ellis has his first ever career fumble. In the scrum a Bronco kicks it into the end zone where Julian the Jew Edelman recovers it.
With all his time-outs and the two minute warning, Tim the Born again Christian Tebow's faith is unshaken. He slowly marches down to the Patriots 3. On a called bootleg he is strip sacked by Julian the Jew Edelman. After the kneel downs, the Robert, the chosen owner of the Patriots, sees his team advance.

u should have kept on lurking boss

Rob0729 01-08-2012 08:48 PM

Re: How I want the Broncos at Patriots to go.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tunescribe (Post 2886562)
Julian "The Jew" Edelman? You need to delete this idiotic thread.

The sad thing is that Edelman isn't even Jewish. So even this inappropriate comment is factually incorrect.

QB12 01-08-2012 08:52 PM

Re: How I want the Broncos at Patriots to go.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tunescribe (Post 2886562)
Julian "The Jew" Edelman? You need to delete this idiotic thread.

I agree.

However it is equally offensive to be bigoted against Christians.

naF staP 01-08-2012 08:52 PM

Re: How I want the Broncos at Patriots to go.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tunescribe (Post 2886562)
Julian "The Jew" Edelman? You need to delete this idiotic thread.

I agree. And Tim Tebow would not approve of this thread and that language. He loves everyone.

Brady_to_Moss 01-08-2012 08:54 PM

Re: How I want the Broncos at Patriots to go.
 
You want the Broncos to have a 21-7 lead into the 4th....are you even a pats fan? Why would anyone want that. We want 63-3


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