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PatsWSB47 03-09-2011 02:43 PM

I don't care who you are, this is funny
 
I borrowed the title borrowed form Larry the Cable Guy but it fits so well here


Quote:

The Mississippi Debutante Ball


A US Navy cruiser anchored in Mississippi for a week's shore leave. The first evening, the ship's Captain received the following note from the wife of a wealthy plantation owner:


'Dear Captain, Thursday will be my daughter Melinda's Debutante Ball. I would like you to send four well-mannered, handsome, unmarried officers in their formal dress uniforms to attend the dance. They should arrive promptly at 8:00 PM prepared for an evening of polite Southern conversation. They should be excellent dancers, as they will be the escorts of lovely refined young ladies. One last point: No Jews, please. '

Sending a written message by his own yeoman, the captain replied: ' Madam, thank you for your invitation. In order to present the widest possible knowledge base for polite conversation, I am sending four of my best and most prized officers. One is a lieutenant commander, and a graduate of Annapolis with an additional Masters degree from MIT in fluid technologies and ship design. The second is a Lieutenant, one of our helicopter pilots, and a graduate of Northwestern University in Chicago , with a BS in Aeronautical Engineering. His Masters Degree and PhD. In Aeronautical and Mechanical Engineering are from Texas Tech University and he is also an astronaut candidate. The third officer is also a lieutenant, with degrees in both computer systems and information technology from SMU and he is awaiting notification on his Doctoral Dissertation from Cal Tech. Finally, the fourth officer, also a lieutenant commander, is our ship's doctor, with an undergraduate degree from the University of Georgia and his medical degree is from the University of North Carolina . We are very proud of him, as he is also a senior fellow in Trauma Surgery at Bethesda . '

Upon receiving this letter, Melinda's mother was quite excited and looked forward to Thursday with pleasure.. Her daughter would be escorted by four handsome naval officers without peer (and the other women in her social circle would be insanely jealous)..

At precisely 8:00 PM on Thursday, Melinda's mother heard a polite rap at the door which she opened to find, in full dress uniform, four handsome, smiling Black officers. Her mouth fell open, but pulling herself together, she stammered, "There must be some mistake."

"No, Madam," said the first officer…………………………… "Captain Goldberg never makes mistakes”

Harry Boy 03-10-2011 05:14 AM

Re: I don't care who you are, this is funny
 
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Originally Posted by PatsSB42 (Post 2498241)
I borrowed the title borrowed form Larry the Cable Guy but it fits so well here

Capt Goldberg is a racist......:D

PatriotsReign 03-10-2011 07:26 AM

Re: I don't care who you are, this is funny
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by PatsSB42 (Post 2498241)
I borrowed the title borrowed form Larry the Cable Guy but it fits so well here

Thanks for the early morning laugh 42! We all need more of that!

scout 03-10-2011 08:06 AM

Re: I don't care who you are, this is funny
 
I guessed the punchline about 2/3 ways thru. Great story.


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