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cupofjoe1962

01-14-2011 05:24 PM

Homeland Security investigates Jets practice !

I just got this from a Jets website...

Quote:

BREAKING NEWS: The Jets practice was delayed 2 hours today after a player found a white powdery substance on the ground. Police and Homeland Security investigated. Experts determined that the white substance, unfamiliar to most of the players, was in fact the goal line. Practice will resume since the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this week.

reflexblue

01-14-2011 05:27 PM

Re: Homeland Security investigate Jets practice !

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Originally Posted by cupofjoe1962 (Post 2444684)

I just got this from a Jets website...

Cromartie dropped his stash, maybe now he'll stop saying crazy *****. But i doubt it.

Elijah

01-14-2011 05:38 PM

Re: Homeland Security investigates Jets practice !

I probably should have realized it was a joke immediately, but I kept reading because it's the Jets and anything can happen with them.

Tunescribe

01-14-2011 05:39 PM

Re: Homeland Security investigates Jets practice !

That joke is at least five years old.:bricks:

Nikolai

01-14-2011 05:43 PM

Re: Homeland Security investigates Jets practice !

Oldie, but still a goody.

PATSNUTme

01-14-2011 05:45 PM

Re: Homeland Security investigates Jets practice !

That was an old joke.

But they did find this at eh Jets practice facility.

http://www.drscholls.com/includes/im...t_powder_m.png

Skeeter712

01-14-2011 05:52 PM

Re: Homeland Security investigates Jets practice !

i was fooled till i read the last line haha

Pujo	01-14-2011 05:54 PM

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I've never heard it before, and I want to hate it, but I laughed a little.

TheGodInAGreyHoodie

01-14-2011 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by PATSNUTme (Post 2444706)

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But they did find this at eh Jets practice facility.

http://www.drscholls.com/includes/im...t_powder_m.png

But that is one of Rex's sex toys.

vat haha

01-14-2011 06:24 PM

Re: Homeland Security investigates Jets practice !

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Originally Posted by cupofjoe1962 (Post 2444684)

I just got this from a Jets website...

ahhhhhhhhh hahahahahaha

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