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New Theory suggests JFK was not shot at all....
Amazing new evidence!
http://www.theonion.com/content/news..._kennedy_wasnt ================================================== ===== DALLAS—A controversial new book about the assassination of President John F. Kennedy has raised questions not about the role of a lone gunman or a conspiracy of shooters, but about whether the late president was even even shot at all. While the book, Outside the Crosshairs, does not dispute the fact that a massive portion of Kennedy's skull was separated from his head during the 1963 Dallas visit, it maintains that the president suffered fatal explosive- cranial trauma through means completely unrelated to gunshots. ================================================== ====== Even us foilhat moonbat loonies can laugh at ourselves. |
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Onion is the best
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Back in '63 a small steak and egg breakfast with cigs and 3 cups of coffee was considered low-cal and of course there was more MSG in Lobster Sauce than there was pork? or whatever meat they put in that sauce. Add in the annoying Congressional Republicans/Commies in the USSR and Cuba or should I say Cuber, and its pretty clear that the Prez' bad Cholesterol level could have been explosively bad.
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:rofl:Truly brilliant. They offend every now and then, but they are generally bloody funny.
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He Drowned
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Laura ran him over when she was drunk...
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no, you want him to drown.
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Where was Cheney back in '63? He's got a proclivity for blasting people in the head.
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Why the hell hasn't somebody thought of this before, Poor Oswald. |
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