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PatsFanInVa 07-22-2007 09:36 AM

PFnV signs 1 to Roster
 
(ALEXANDRIA, VA) - PatsFanInVa today announced the signing of starting girlfriend MsPatsFanInVa to the team today. The ceremony will be July 27.

"She was showing a lot of heart, a lot of hustle, a lot of talent. I just think it's time, the roster spot was open, and I don't see putting her on the practice squad for another year. You know, she'd smart and versatile, and you know, whenever you get that combination, you find a way to use her," PFnV said. "We could do some things, but really, we can do more things now, and the more things you can well you know what that does for you, you can do more things, and some of those things are successful, and we're just looking to be successful this year, and hopefully get some rings."

PFnV

maverick4 07-22-2007 01:34 PM

Re: PFnV signs 1 to Roster
 
congratulations, PFnV!

Mike the Brit 07-22-2007 02:38 PM

Re: PFnV signs 1 to Roster
 
Is football important to her? Is she looking to finish her career here? Are you still looking to improve the roster? Is it ... no, on second thoughts, perhaps I should leave it there... Congratulations!

PatsFanInVa 07-22-2007 04:50 PM

Re: PFnV signs 1 to Roster
 
Thanks Mike, Mav.

I think we've worked out a deal which will allow her to retire on the PFnV team. She's allowed to skip the offseason madden workouts, but has to play in my fantasy league, and make bean dip etc. and bring beers during the regular season and postseason.

We really shouldn't discuss the offseason conditioning program.

Mike the Brit 07-22-2007 05:29 PM

Re: PFnV signs 1 to Roster
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by PatsFanInVa (Post 465784)
Thanks Mike, Mav.

I think we've worked out a deal which will allow her to retire on the PFnV team. She's allowed to skip the offseason madden workouts, but has to play in my fantasy league, and make bean dip etc. and bring beers during the regular season and postseason.

We really shouldn't discuss the offseason conditioning program.

We'll have to wait for Miguel to work out the cap implications of this move ...

(My, but that must be good champagne that you're drinking!)

PatsFanInVa 07-22-2007 08:32 PM

Re: PFnV signs 1 to Roster
 
pretty much keeps to the CBA... she ends up getting 59.5% of gate, and claims it's not enough to feed her family.

reflexblue 07-23-2007 12:31 AM

Re: PFnV signs 1 to Roster
 
Congratulations PFiV, I just locked up my #1 prospect ms.flex to a life time contract on 7/7/07. Four years on the PS was long enough. She had to many good attributes to let her get picked up by another team: a good work ethic,is a team player,has good charecter and seems to be something of a good luck charm. She does this pre-game ritual were she takes a ...aah better not go into it ,it might wreck the good luck karma. She's a converted football hater. The San Diego game cured her So I'm looking forward to a new season full of pre-game rituals and excitment. Screaming,clapping,and jumping up and down, when ever Lawrence Maroney "Ms Flex's favorite" breaks one.

PatsFanInVa 07-23-2007 05:08 AM

Re: PFnV signs 1 to Roster
 
Way to go, flex! Yeah, MsPFnV is pretty much a 'tweener, happy to play standing up or with her hand down... you gotta love that versatility...

reflexblue 07-23-2007 08:06 AM

Re: PFnV signs 1 to Roster
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by PatsFanInVa (Post 465959)
Way to go, flex! Yeah, MsPFnV is pretty much a 'tweener, happy to play standing up or with her hand down... you gotta love that versatility...

Ms. Flex is quick,light on her feet,athletic, a real ball hawk.She has alot of nautral talent. So I see here going far,improving week to week.But she's also inteligent,she sometimes posts under my name. It's easy to tell, every word is spelled correctly,theres no gramatical errors ,and the brilliance of thought shines through.

sdaniels7114 07-23-2007 05:13 PM

Re: PFnV signs 1 to Roster
 
I hope you both were wise enough to negotiate a weight clause into the contract, 'lotta calories in Wedding Cake:D


In all seriousness, mazeltov and congrats to all 4 of you.


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