Originally Posted by Real World (Post 459763)

"You wan... Chicken wiff Broccori?"

Originally Posted by Real World (Post 459763)

:D


Chinese Wedding Night

A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin. Truth be told, he is not too experienced either. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring.

My darring" he says, "I know dis yoo firss time and you berry fwighten. I pwamis yoo, I gib yoo anyting you wan, I do anyting - juss ask anyting yoo wan. Whatchoo wan?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress his virgin bride.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I wan try someping I have hear about ... Numbaa 69."

More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries.. "You wan... Chicken wiff Broccori?"

Originally Posted by Real World (Post 459763)

:D


Chinese Wedding Night

A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin. Truth be told, he is not too experienced either. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring.

My darring" he says, "I know dis yoo firss time and you berry fwighten. I pwamis yoo, I gib yoo anyting you wan, I do anyting - juss ask anyting yoo wan. Whatchoo wan?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress his virgin bride.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I wan try someping I have hear about ... Numbaa 69."

More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries.. "You wan... Chicken wiff Broccori?"

Originally Posted by Terry Glenn is a cowgirl (Post 460017)

Is he related to Rev. Moon????

Originally Posted by Lifer (Post 459989)

Racist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He's a RACIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally Posted by GJAJ15 (Post 460055)

Speaking of Rev. Moon, where is our favorite universalist church member??

Originally Posted by Real World (Post 460101)

Racist? :eek: This was a stupid email joke that someone sent me. How is something like this racist? It's a joke no different than the scene from A Christmas Story where the family goes to the chinese restaurant after their Xmas dinner gets ruined.

Tis da season to be jorry, ra-ra-ra-ra-ra...ra-ra-ra-ra :D

http://youtube.com/watch?v=E2Y5jZzgW7M

:yeahthat: Too funny.