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sebman2112 07-07-2007 08:04 AM

OT: Strange Dream
 
The dream starts out with us having a mice/rat problem and my having to kill them off, then progresses to a point where I'm waking up early in the morning (still dark out) and hear something moving around inside my desk. I instantly realize there's a huge ******in' rat in the bottom drawer of my desk, so I run and get a bottle of spray that will kill mice & rats. I sneak up on the desk and open the bottom drawer with one hand while simultaneously spraying the ***** out of him with the other. The rat climbs out of the desk and at first tries to run away but then it stops and just curls up into a ball while I'm continuously spraying the ***** out of it. Then a hammer of realization pounds me into submission... I haven't been spraying a rat but a new born puppy! I quickly grab the puppy and run over to the sink to rinse it off. I wash off his entire body, and rinse out his eyes, ears, and mouth. As I'm bringing the puppy up to look at him closer the dream suddenly ends.

Remix 6 07-07-2007 08:07 AM

Re: OT: Strange Dream
 
i hate mice. my cats have caught 2 in the last month and im actually scared to touch it wether its dead or alive. dirty mice/rats..scare me.

smg93 07-07-2007 08:10 AM

Re: OT: Strange Dream
 
Sebman,

Have you been a recent visitor to a home owned by Mike Vick? ;)

drpatriot 07-07-2007 10:22 AM

Re: OT: Strange Dream
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by sebman2112 (Post 458476)
The dream starts out with us having a mice/rat problem and my having to kill them off, then progresses to a point where I'm waking up early in the morning (still dark out) and hear something moving around inside my desk. I instantly realize there's a huge ******in' rat in the bottom drawer of my desk, so I run and get a bottle of spray that will kill mice & rats. I sneak up on the desk and open the bottom drawer with one hand while simultaneously spraying the ***** out of him with the other. The rat climbs out of the desk and at first tries to run away but then it stops and just curls up into a ball while I'm continuously spraying the ***** out of it. Then a hammer of realization pounds me into submission... I haven't been spraying a rat but a new born puppy! I quickly grab the puppy and run over to the sink to rinse it off. I wash off his entire body, and rinse out his eyes, ears, and mouth. As I'm bringing the puppy up to look at him closer the dream suddenly ends.

It's clearly a sign...the Colts are going 0-16. No question.

PatsFanInVa 07-07-2007 12:34 PM

Re: OT: Strange Dream
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by sebman2112 (Post 458476)
The dream starts out with us having a mice/rat problem and my having to kill them off, then progresses to a point where I'm waking up early in the morning (still dark out) and hear something moving around inside my desk. I instantly realize there's a huge ******in' rat in the bottom drawer of my desk, so I run and get a bottle of spray that will kill mice & rats. I sneak up on the desk and open the bottom drawer with one hand while simultaneously spraying the ***** out of him with the other. The rat climbs out of the desk and at first tries to run away but then it stops and just curls up into a ball while I'm continuously spraying the ***** out of it. Then a hammer of realization pounds me into submission... I haven't been spraying a rat but a new born puppy! I quickly grab the puppy and run over to the sink to rinse it off. I wash off his entire body, and rinse out his eyes, ears, and mouth. As I'm bringing the puppy up to look at him closer the dream suddenly ends.

Asante's agent just called, and said he is all Puppy, no Rat. The Pats FO just called and left a message to check the puppy for foam at the mouth before you bring him any closer.


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