Overheard on Draft weekend....
 

[thud]
[clang]
Bill Belichick:
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[cough cough...]
[clang]
[...cough cough]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead! 5th Rounder.
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out...
[rewr!]
...your dead!
[rewr!]
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
Al Davis:
Here's one.
Bill Belichick:
5th?
Randy Moss:
I'm not dead!
Bill Belichick:
What?
Al Davis:
Nothing. I want a 4th.
Randy Moss:
I'm not dead!
Bill Belichick:
'Ere. He says he's not dead!
Al Davis:
Yes, he is. Were cutting him next month. He just doesn't know it.
Randy Moss:
You're not!
Bill Belichick:
He isn't?
Al Davis:
Well, he will be soon. He's very ill.
Randy Moss:
I'm getting better!
Al Davis:
No, you're not. You'll be cut in a moment.
Bill Belichick:
Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations. We'll need to redo a contract or two.
Randy Moss:
I don't want to go on the cart!
Al Davis:
Oh, don't be such a baby.
Bill Belichick:
I can't take him.
Randy Moss:
I feel fine!
Al Davis:
Well, do us a favour.
Bill Belichick:
I can't.
Al Davis:
Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
Bill Belichick:
No, I've got to go to the Panthers'. I hear they have one dying.
Al Davis:
Well, when's your next round?
Bill Belichick:
Next year.
Randy Moss:
I think I'll go for a walk.
Al Davis:
You're not fooling anyone, you know. Look. Isn't there something you can do?
Bill Belichick:
Ok, a 4th and its done.
Randy Moss: [singing]
I feel happy. I feel happy.
[whop]
Al Davis:
Ah, thanks very much.
Bill Belichick:
Not at all. See you next year.

Re: Overheard on Draft weekend....
 

That is a riot....

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Always looking on the bright side of life..

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He said they've already got one!

Re: Overheard on Draft weekend....
 

Keep Brady away from the Castle Anthrax, please.

Regards,
Chris

Re: Overheard on Draft weekend....
 

Can't he have just a little peril?
No, it's too perilous.

:D

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Brady: Hut one, hut two, hut five...

Koppen: Hut three, sir.

Regards,
Chris

Re: Overheard on Draft weekend....
 

This thread could be titled "Pats/Python parady.
Great stuff.

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Thats funny :)

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BB:
You don't frighten us, Indianapolis Colts! Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Polian King, you and all your silly fans. Thpppppt! Thppt! Thppt! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!