Gomezcat's unofficial insult thread
 

It occurred to me that I was slightly hijacking Patters' thread. I apologise for that, as he made good points about the nature of insults and the effectiveness in political debate.
Anyway, I think we need a "you lot are all redneck b*stards, who speak funny and eat stupid food thread".
So, there you go. I declare insult war on the United States of America, on behalf of an overprivileged old bat who speaks posh and wears a crown.

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.....who speaks posh and wears a crown.

What does that mean?

Re: Gomezcat's unofficial insult thread
 

F-cking Limey Bastards
:singing: :singing: :singing: :singing:

Re: Gomezcat's unofficial insult thread
 

It's okay, you stupid cat you. :D

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Is this an uncensored thread? Is this thread like my barber shop, everything goes?

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You'd need to ask the mods. Staggeringly, Ian has overlooked me for the role. :eek:

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It's English. It means that the Queen is a woman who speaks in what Yanks call a "British" accent and she wears a non-baseball cap on her head.

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You're just jealous, asshat.

Re: Gomezcat's unofficial insult thread
 

Sorry, how exactly does Britain fight an insult war?

Is that more the variety of war in which we kick your sorry red-coated hindparts, or the variety in which we save said hindparts (though no longer red-coated,) from Germany, or, as a change of pace, from Germany again?

It would be most handy to know, from the perspective of our own admittedly flawed culture, which still enjoys superpower status somehow, is not run by horse-stealing hemophiliacs, and understands that there is no "i" in the last syllable of "Aluminum."

PFnV

PS, you invented cricket, a professional sport which takes a week, and makes baseball look like the "lightning round" of a cage fighting championship by comparison. I'm not sure I've ever watched another professional sport in which there are timeouts for changing your sweater.

PPS, Innnnnnn 1814 we took a little trip, along with General Jackson down the mighty Mississip. We took a little bacon and we took a little beans, and we fought the bloody British in the town of New Orleans...

Re: Gomezcat's unofficial insult thread
 

POST OF THE YEAR! :eat3:

POST OF THE YEAR! :woohoo:

NO CONTEST! :rofl:

"Horse stealing hemophiliacs" is the funniest thing I've heard in a long time! LMFAO!