Who would you like to fight to the death
 

The Deathmatch will take place inside a volcano, somewhere in the south Pacific. It will be available by Pay Per View to the entire world. Please provide a brief description of the battle.

For the Conservatives:

1) John Kerry
2) Nanci Pelosi
3) Hillary Clinton
4) Bill Clinton (Note: Clintons could make a good tag team)
5) Michael Moore
6) Al Franken
7) Barak Obama
8) John Edwards
9) Ted Kennedy
10) John Murtha

For the Liberals:

1) George W Bush
2) Dick Cheney
3) Carl Rove
4) Rush Limbaugh
5) Bill Kristol
6) Sean Hannity
7) Anne Coulter
8) Bill O'Reilly
9) Tom Delay
10) Rumsfeld

Re: Who would you like to fight to the death
 

Dick Cheney. I sneak up behind him, yell "Boo" and his withered fragile heart stops.

Game over.

Re: Who would you like to fight to the death
 

Ha! Good one.

Jeez, for me, there are so many on that list I'd want to beat down that I can't choose. Can I super size?

From the left I'll take 1, 3, 5, 9 & Howard Dean

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From the right, I'll take 4, 7, 9, Tucker Carlson, Bill Frist, Dennis Hasert, and Trent Lott.

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Oh, how could I forget this clown...

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Re: Who would you like to fight to the death
 

Michael Moore ... I put him in a room of food and then I Super Glue a cork in his AZZ 1 day later.

Re: Who would you like to fight to the death
 

Why would I want to kill someone simply because I disagree with them?


Put Bin Ladin, Al-Zawahiri or Ahmenijihad on that list and now we're talking.

Re: Who would you like to fight to the death
 

Nice try, Holy Diver, it's a trick question. If you choose a conservative, you die no matter what. The conservatives like death and destruction, so if you win, you get the death penalty, and if you lose, well they probably stomp your head in or blow your brains out. On the other hand, if you fight a liberal and you lose, the worst that will happen is life imprisonment. I would choose Pelosi, since neither of us would fight and we'd both walk away like civilized human beings, aka liberals ;)

Re: Who would you like to fight to the death
 

Patters just killed it!

Thats some deep-ness.....

The only thing I think that might be deeper would be to take TURD FURGUSON's advice.......fight a terrorist, throw the match and become a martyr.

"if ya smmmmmeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllll.............. ............."

Re: Who would you like to fight to the death
 

Sean Hannity.... without a doubt.... i'd love to knock that smug smirk off his face and stomp his flailing, priveledged ass...

Re: Who would you like to fight to the death
 

Al Franken.....
I would simply run him over with a "Good Humor" truck and call it Irony...or poetic justice

Re: Who would you like to fight to the death
 

Either Hannity or Michael Moore... I'd beat Hannity with one good punch to teh face because after that he'd be way to afraid to fight back (he's a ********)

Michael Moore, though, I'd stuff a sausage down his throat and a pack of starving dogs up his arse.