I believe...I don't believe...
 

So many people claim I'm nothing more than a troll and I have a negative outlook on everything. I would like to prove that I do think positive at times but I'll also list a few negative things I think about this team.

I believe Tom Brady is the best QB in the NFL and it's not that close.

I believe Laurence Maroney will be offensive rookie of the year.

I believe that Daniel Graham is still the most complete TE on our roster.

I believe that Asante Samuel is going to have an oustanding season and silence all of the critics.

I believe that while we were in the bottom 10 in rushing last season, we will be in the top 10 this season.

I believe that once Seymour is healthy that we will have one of the best front sevens in football even without McGinest.

I don't believe that Dillon will be back to his old form. I simply see him going the way of Antowain Smith. He'll be a decent short yardage back for us this season if he can stay healthy but that's it.

I don't believe that Ellis Hobbs is a legit starting NFL cornerback.

I don't believe that we will have any receiver surpass 50 catches or 600 yds this season. (This really isn't THAT bad as we'll spread the ball around even more than we have in the past of course if Branch comes back, you can disregard this one. :D )

I think that about covers it, if you have any further questions, feel free to ask.

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Yeah, I have one. Why do you hate the New England Patriots? :D

Don't let certain posters who enjoy acting as forum gestapo get to you. The old guys of the forum know you're not a troll; you've been posting on and off here ever since I started, it seems.

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I believe that Ben Watson will have a MONSTER season and have more than 50 catches and more than 600 yards with a bunch of touchdowns.

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What old guys? Either they all were run off or they too think I'm a troll. :D

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I don't see it happening. That's alot of catches for a TE especially in an offense where everyone sees the ball. If anyone is going to break 600, it's going to be Caldwell, or like I said Branch.

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Do I think they suck as in I don't like them because they're a rival and I refuse to give them any credit whatsoever? You bet.

Objectively speaking? No I don't think they suck but I do think we're better.

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Of course, us old guys have hated the dolphins for many, many years, at least 25. And no, you're not a troll.

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Not so fast declaring him not a troll.:D

His eye laxitives seem to be working on one eye. Looks like he needs double the dose on the other eye.

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I believe the children are the future...you can teach them well, but then, eventually you must let them lead the way, and show them all that beauty they possess inside.

I believe in Crystal Light, because I believe in me.

I believe in the soul. The c0ck. The *******. The small of a woman's back. The hanging curveball. High fiber. Good scotch. That the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a Constitution Amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas eve. And I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days...Goodnight.