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PatsRI

08-08-2006 07:00 AM

Pats have own brand of hot dogs, brats, and sausage; let the jokes begin

http://www.boston.com/sports/footbal...ill_one_again/

Globe: Starting this week at Gillette Stadium, fans will be able to choose from such selections as ``Patriots First Down Beef Frank" and ``Patriots Sack Attack Mild Italian Sausage." They will be available in grocery stores by early September.
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They could use some better names though. Another revenue stream that the Bills and Bengals of the league will complain about...

shmessy

08-08-2006 07:06 AM

Re: Pats have own brand of hot dogs, brats, and sausage; let the jokes begin

I'll take a Canty with extra onions.

Clonamery

08-08-2006 07:12 AM

Re: Pats have own brand of hot dogs, brats, and sausage; let the jokes begin

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Originally Posted by shmessy

I'll take a Canty with extra onions.

Is that 'smoked?'

shmessy

08-08-2006 07:14 AM

Re: Pats have own brand of hot dogs, brats, and sausage; let the jokes begin

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Originally Posted by Clonamery

Is that 'smoked?'

No, it's way overpriced and toasted to a crisp.

shmessy

08-08-2006 07:16 AM

Re: Pats have own brand of hot dogs, brats, and sausage; let the jokes begin

BTW, somebody please stop me.

Clonamery

08-08-2006 07:19 AM

Re: Pats have own brand of hot dogs, brats, and sausage; let the jokes begin

Not me.

Do they have any 'footlongs?'

shmessy

08-08-2006 07:23 AM

Re: Pats have own brand of hot dogs, brats, and sausage; let the jokes begin

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Originally Posted by Clonamery

Not me.

Do they have any 'footlongs?'

(Nervously mumbling) I can't post "Zeke Mowatt"......I can't post "Zeke Mowatt".....I can't post.....

Clonamery

08-08-2006 07:27 AM

Re: Pats have own brand of hot dogs, brats, and sausage; let the jokes begin

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Originally Posted by shmessy

I can't post "Zeke Mowatt"......I can't post "Zeke Mowatt".....I can't post.....

Time to stop.

shmessy

08-08-2006 07:29 AM

Re: Pats have own brand of hot dogs, brats, and sausage; let the jokes begin

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Originally Posted by Clonamery

Time to stop.

Yeah, I'm going to get Myra P.O.'d at me.

ctpatsfan77

08-08-2006 07:41 AM

Re: Pats have own brand of hot dogs, brats, and sausage; let the jokes begin

I can almost picture some of the items on the menu now . . .

Quote:

Bradywurst Bratwurst on a bun, with a heaping order of golden french fries $10*
Manningwurst An extra half inch of bratwurst, no bun, no fries $15

Vrabel Special We can't tell you what it is, since it changes every few minutes, but we know it'll be good $7

And the registers, too . . .

Customer: "Can I get two Bradywursts?"
Vendor: "Sorry, we just ran out. But we do have some delicious Matt Cassel burgers as backups. They're good, and cheap too."

Sorry, couldn't resist. :D

*Never been to Gillette :( , so I don't know if this is highway robbery or not.

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