FSU Joke
 

A Gainseville Sun reporter is eating his lunch in the University Common and watching two boys toss a baseball back and forth.

Suddenly, a huge Pit Bull rushes out and seizes one of the lads in his deadly lock jaw grip.

His friend grabs a bat, runs over and strikes the dog dead, saving his pal's life.

The reporter jumps up, grabs his notebook, and rushes over to the boys, while scribbling the following headline:

"Young Gator Fan Saves Pal's Life; Kills Bloodthirsty Mongrel"...

Upon seeing the notepad, the young hero tells the reporter, "Excuse me, sir? I'm not a Gator fan."

The reporter replies: "All the kids around here cheer for the Gators. Who IS your favorite team?"

The kid responds, "I love the FSU Seminoles!"

The reporter thinks for a second and goes back to his pad:

"Little Ba$tard from Tallahassee Butchers Beloved Family Pet!"

Classic. Really it IS a classic. Loved it almost as much as when I heard it as a Red Sox fan joke 7 years ago, an Army football fan joke 12 years ago and a Philly Sixers fan joke 22 years ago.

Check out this picture of Wimbley in Browns camp :

http://www.fanmonster.com/browns/sea...p/29710092.JPG

and insert your own joke.

My caption is simply :

"I don't understand a word this guy just said to me".

that 'scribe- he didn't transfer over to the Manchester Union Leader, did he?

Wimbley hungry. Wimbley head hurts.

The giveaway is that the kids are tossing a baseball. Armen, you're supposed to make it a football for the Florida version....

"Cleveland. Why did it have to be Cleveland..."

LOL, nice :)

Hmmmmmm. I pity the FOOL!