Peter Kings and SI power ratings revised
 

My revised power rating is based off of Peter Kings and SI's methodology, Im pretty accurate but hope you correct if you find a small problem.

thanks

1. Saints = Because Im a Homer
2. Patriots = Because Im an american, and a suck up, and if I didn't rank them second people would give me 1 star on my thread.
3. Packers = This team should actually be in San Francisco, but any way, I like the fact that they are named after a job.
4. Colts = Because I want to rank them as high as possible everywhere so when they fall to #32 it hurts more.
5. 49ers = I like gold, ..um and its really close to that other number I like.
6. Ravens = edger allen poe freaked me out with that book
7. Jets = Because we have to get to the airport 3 hrs early to catch ours, so Im pretty sure they will come to the game 3 hrs early, thats my logic. That and I like green.
8. Giants = They're bigger than everyone else, plus they have a QB named after God, that cant hurt.
9. Redskins = Revenge, you know its going to happen some time. No ones happy just running casinos.
10. Cowboys = Because cowboys and indians are always together and I didn't want to be scalped so I put the Indians first. Plus Romo is a prefect name for a clown, and I like clowns.
11. Texans = Because it occurred to me how funny it would be if this team was move to LA.
12. Falcons = Because it occurred to me how funny it would be if this team was move to LA.
13. Eagles = Because I cant get this song out of my head YouTube - Fly Like An Eagle Steve Miller Band
14. Bengals = Because who dosnt like Winnie the poo and tiger too. Unfortunately late in the season I think immigration will catch on to mr. Ochocinco, his deportation will cost the team.
15. Chargers = I use one with my phone everyday
16. Vikings = "Whats in your wallet", love that. Not sure what it means thou.
17. Steelers = I think the name speaks for itself, never turn your back on these guys. Its obviously how many towels they take from hotels.
18. Jaguars = Sweet car bad gas milage no way they make it, plus again Del Rio will be deported , please
19. Dolphins = Love tuna, only one thing better
20. Bucs = I really thought there team name was longer than this
21. Lions = that is so close to lie-in its not funny. That and how can anything in Detroit be considered a part of a "pride"
22. Titans = This isn't gum?
23. Raiders = Somalian pirates with your little boats please
24. Chiefs = Um please read #9
25. Broncos = Worst ford truck even made
26. Bears = In hibernation
27. Browns = How can you be a team called the browns and wear orange, they will never win anything again. call me Nastradamus
28. Rams = perfect for LA they need to go back.
29. Seahawks = Im confused is this an NFL team
30. Panthers = Don't get me wrong I love pickles, I just don't see Claussen passing the test YouTube - The Pickle Snap Test
31. Cardinals = sin
32. Bills = recession thats why there last

Re: Peter Kings and SI power ratings revised
 

Nicely done. These were my favorites

Re: Peter Kings and SI power ratings revised
 

Well for me its

Browns - That colour is so apt.

Re: Peter Kings and SI power ratings revised
 

heh...

Nicely done indeed. It was a pleasant change of pace after the biblical sermonizing on the Specter thread. :)

Re: Peter Kings and SI power ratings revised
 

The logic is Specter-like though and remind me of my school daze where everything had to have reason so one could be graded.

Re: Peter Kings and SI power ratings revised
 

Thanks for the boost to #2. IMO, you don't have to be a homer to think that the Saints should be #1. I believe that the SB champ has earned the right to be #1 going into the next season until they show on the field that they don't deserve it.

And, another team that "occurred to me how funny it would be if this team was move[d] to LA" is the Bills. Though the trendy set in LaLaLand would no doubt want to rename them the "Bison."

Re: Peter Kings and SI power ratings revised
 

Or maybe the "Mammoth" and move the stadium to the La Brea Tar Pits.

Re: Peter Kings and SI power ratings revised
 

Living in near LA I can testify that most people wouldn't notice a NFL franchise unless it's name rhymed with "aiders".

Re: Peter Kings and SI power ratings revised
 

Fixed. Of course, I don't live in LA, but my brother does, and I've heard plenty about the attention that sports receive there. It's a good thing, otherwise we wouldn't have that great east coast bias in the sports media. :cool:

Re: Peter Kings and SI power ratings revised
 

I commented that in the PatsCast thread, sports aren't big in Socal to begin with, however, the Raiders are golden to some of the Mexicans + African Americans (not being racist, tis a fact)