Semi-OT: A song dedicated to Adam
 

Thanks for the memories, Adam, but be careful what you wish for . . .

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BECAUSE OF HIM
[Sung to Kelly Clarkson's "Because of You"]

He will still make the same mistakes he used to
He cannot stop himself from causing so much misery
He will not win the way Tom did
He fell so hard
He's learned the hard way, he'll never ever get that far

Because of him
(He never strays too far from the pocket)
Because of him
(He learned to play games in a dome so he does not get hurt)
Because of him
(He find its hard to trust
His kicker and his entire O line)
Because of him
Colt fans are afraid

He lost his way
And it's not too long before he figured out
He should not cry
Because he knows that's weakness in fans' eyes
He's forced to fake, a smile, a laugh
In every MasterCard ad
His heart can't possibly break
'Cause it wasn't even whole to start with

Because of him
(He never strays too far from the pocket)
Because of him
(He learned to play games in a dome so he does not get hurt)
Because of him
(He find its hard to trust
His kicker and his entire O line)
Because of him
Colt fans are afraid

Fans watch him choke
Fans hear him whine
After every let down
He is so proud
He should have known better than to throw those picks
He never thought of anyone else
He just sees his pain
And now he cries
In the middle of the night
Cause he's . . . GOT . . . NO . . . RINGS!

Because of him
(He never strays too far from the pocket)
Because of him
(He learned to play games in a dome so he does not get hurt)
Because of him
(Fans try their hardest just to forget every loss)
Because of him
(They don't want to watch the Patriots win)
Because of him
Fans are ashamed of their team
Because they're chokers

Because of him
Fans are afraid
Because of him
Because of him