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Pujo 11-19-2009 12:23 PM
Oh, I hate The Onion and their wit sometimes
 
Quote:
INDIANAPOLIS—As of press time, the New England Patriots, playing on the road against an undefeated Indianapolis team, are headed into halftime with an all-but-insurmountable 24-14 lead.

Barring an almost inconceivable and utterly out-of-character mistake by head coach Bill Belichick, the Patriots have virtually secured a week 10 win against their closest rivals for AFC dominance.

No Belichick-coached Patriots team has ever led by this much at halftime and gone on to lose the game.

"If we just keep playing smart Patriots football, I don't see any reason why we won't come out on top," Belichick told reporters, jogging to the locker room with his team as the second-quarter clock expired. "The only time they've been able to stop us is on on short-yardage passing plays, so if we're careful to execute and avoid any situation where we give Peyton Manning excellent field position, I'm extremely confident we'll leave here with a 'W.'"
Entire article: Patriots Lead Colts At Halftime | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

InRodWeRust 11-19-2009 12:27 PM
Re: Oh, I hate The Onion and their wit sometimes
 
Ok I cracked a smile. It's hard to be mad at the Onion. They're too lovable and funny :)

Pat the Pats Fan 11-19-2009 01:12 PM
Re: Oh, I hate The Onion and their wit sometimes
 
Last time I checked they aren't making fun of the Browns. It's only funny if it is completely satirical.....

Pujo 11-19-2009 01:22 PM
Re: Oh, I hate The Onion and their wit sometimes
 
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Originally Posted by Pat the Pats Fan (Post 1599944)
Last time I checked they aren't making fun of the Browns. It's only funny if it is completely satirical.....
They usually go after the Raiders and Lions when they need a bad team to make fun of.

MoLewisrocks 11-19-2009 01:30 PM
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Originally Posted by rabthepat (Post 1599949)
Comedy Gold!!!!!!!!!!!!
For the intellectually challenged, maybe. Not to mention those with short memories that don't date back to say...2006. Since one would entirely invalidate the basis for their comedy seeing as we led by 15 at that half...

Pat the Pats Fan 11-19-2009 01:36 PM
Re: Oh, I hate The Onion and their wit sometimes
 
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Originally Posted by MoLewisrocks (Post 1599966)
For the intellectually challenged, maybe. Not to mention those with short memories that don't date back to say...2006. Since one would entirely invalidate the basis for their comedy seeing as we led by 15 at that half...
Ya had to remind me.....another 2 or 3 decades and I would have been able to move on, now the clocks starts ticking all over again....:mad:

Nikolai 11-19-2009 02:13 PM
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Some people need to lighten up. It's the Onion. :rolleyes:

Relax...

It's time now to focus on making Teletubby cry from the sidelines.

PatsFanSince74 11-19-2009 02:38 PM
Re: Oh, I hate The Onion and their wit sometimes
 
I can't decide which is funnier, the Onion piece or the people here who are taking the Onion seriously... :singing:

drew4008 11-19-2009 02:48 PM
Re: Oh, I hate The Onion and their wit sometimes
 
Funny stuff, as usual.


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