I hope the moderators won't be upset at this one, I can't find any racism ar dirty words in it, but I know they won't like it.
I hope freedom will be considered.
Oh God, A Miracle, Jesus Christ
Just before the Presidential Election:
Wow, sh it and hot da mn, slippery little pretty boy Johnny "Pimple" Edwards in a speech yesterday raised his hands to the heavens and said that if John "Fonda" Kerry is elected that Paralyzed People all across America will rise from their wheel chairs and walk, this means that God, The Pope, Jesus, Mary and Joseph are all supporting John"Fonda Hero"Kerry, could John"Fonda"Kerry actually be the second coming of Christ.
Cute Johnny Edwards is living proof of "Fonda Kerrys spiritual powers, when the handsome lawyer gives one of his "Hollywood Grins" he has a Pimple on his left upper lip, look closely, you will see it, but, sometimes it is there and sometimes it isn't, Holy Mary Mother Of Jesus H Christ, could this be another of "Kerrys Miracles". Kerry has the power to make the pimple on Edwards lip come and go!
If John"Fonda"Kerry is elected, the United States Of America, for the first time in it's history will have a Vice President that has a Pimple that "Comes And Goes" on his lip.
"Yea, though I walk through the shadow of the valley of death I shall fear no evil for thou, John"Fonda"Kerry art with me"
"Hey Ma, look, I can walk, it's a miracle, oh thank you Blessed Kerry"
Meanwhile, GW Bush just pats his dog, mumbles and grins. Then he won.
Please, take your meds
Trolls do what trolls do.
Don't any of you remember Kerry's running mate, "Pretty Boy Edwards" saying that Fonda Kerry's health plan would make it possible for wheelchair bound people to rise and walk.
Don't any of you remember "Pretty Boys Pimple" (one day it was there, the next day it was gone)
Kerry/Edwards a match made in heaven, (THEY LOST) :singing:
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