More Bills Jokes
The New York Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Buffalo .
For the first offense, they give you two Buffalo Bills tickets.
If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.
Q.. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Buffalo Bills.
Q. What do the Buffalo Bills and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."
Q. How do you keep a Buffalo Bill out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.
Q. Where do you go in Buffalo in case of a tornado?
A. To Buffalo Bills Stadium - they never* touchdown there!
Q. What do you call a Buffalo Bill with a Super Bowl ring?
A. A thief..
Q. What's the difference between the Buffalo Bills and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q. How many Buffalo Bills does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!
Q. What do the Bills and a possum have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
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