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Tunescribe 11-21-2008 08:21 PM

Where would we be in a parallel universe?
 
One possible option: The NFL would play year-round. Bill Parcells would be the team equipment manager. Belichick would be commissioner and Bob Kraft would be the Pats' star running back. Marshall Faulk would be a transvestite drug smuggler, and Tom Brady would be president-elect. The Jets would be 0-10 with Brett Favre riding the bench and Tubby Ratfink looking for a job.

Feel free to add your own scenarios for the latest episode of, "Where Would We Be Now If ... ?"

apple strudel 11-21-2008 08:45 PM

Re: Where would we be in a parallel universe?
 
Yeah, I hear you, they're pretty irrelevant. I like the ones that examine possible FA/trade scenarios (who'd have thought Randy was really possible) but the going back in time is lame.

363839 11-21-2008 08:48 PM

Re: Where would we be in a parallel universe?
 
We would be in all the infinite possibilities.:)

Va_Pats_Fan 11-21-2008 08:51 PM

Re: Where would we be in a parallel universe?
 
If we were in a parallel universe, we'd be over there --------------------->

cincipatsfan 11-22-2008 09:50 AM

Re: Where would we be in a parallel universe?
 
<---------------------- No we would be over there.

Ice Cold Bruschi 11-22-2008 12:36 PM

Re: Where would we be in a parallel universe?
 
This retarded thread wouldn't exist

Tunescribe 11-22-2008 01:42 PM

Re: Where would we be in a parallel universe?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ice Cold Bruschi (Post 1172931)
This retarded thread wouldn't exist

Or, it would be a sticky! (In case you didn't notice, this thread is a sarcastic response to the other nonsensical, speculative "where would we be" threads.) :o

PatsFanInVa 11-22-2008 02:20 PM

Re: Where would we be in a parallel universe?
 
Can I get some parallel universe cheerleader poon out of this?

PatsFanInVa 11-22-2008 02:21 PM

Re: Where would we be in a parallel universe?
 
PS, and NOT THE NAZI ONE!

I read "The Monkey's Paw." I know how that stuff works...

Deus Irae 11-22-2008 03:06 PM

Re: Where would we be in a parallel universe?
 
Is parking different in a parallel universe?


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