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||10-12-2008 06:32 PM
Shocked By The Bible
Amazon.com: Shocked by the Bible: The Most Astonishing Facts You've Never Been Told: Joe Kovacs: Books
shocked by the bible: The most astonishing facts you've never been told (hardcover)
among the little-known facts kovacs explores are:
- jesus said no one has gone to heaven except himself
- the bible never says jesus died on a friday or rose from the grave sunday morning
- "christmas" is not mentioned in the bible
- "easter" has vanished from the bible
- god wanted to kill moses
- "god the father" is never mentioned in the old testament
- there weren't just two of every kind of animal aboard noah's ark
- the worst case of hemorrhoids in history is recorded in the bible
- noah, abraham, isaac, and jacob were not jews
- jesus made personal appearances on earth in the old testament
- the bible tells you not to eat your dog or cat for dinner
- god ordered many of his own people to get divorced
- elijah did not cheat death by riding a chariot to heaven
- and many more
just a few of the issues explored include:
- the bible doesn't say jesus died on a friday or rose at sunrise sunday morning
- no wise men at all visited baby jesus in a bethlehem manger. (they actually met jesus for the first time in a house when he was a young child, not a babe in a manger)
- the practice of decorating a tree with silver and gold is actually condemned by god
- god never said "let me make man in my image"
- "easter" has vanished from the bible, yet many christians still revere the name of that ancient fertility goddess as something holy
- noah, abraham, isaac and jacob were not jews
- there were not just two of each animal aboard noah's ark
- the bible doesn't say noah's ark landed on "mount ararat"
- jesus did not come to make everyone understand his message
||10-12-2008 06:34 PM
Re: Shocked By The Bible
Can Christians handle the truth about this?
Did you know ...
- God ran lotteries ... I am going to pray for advice.
- Nagging wives are mentioned in Scripture Jesus felt our pain?
- Women's breasts are celebrated in the Bible Jesus was a t!t man?
- There's a character in the Bible called a "dumb ass" We have a few here also.
- Underwear didn't disintegrate despite 40 years of heavy use That is nasty.
- The worst case of hemorrhoids in history is recorded Had to be Moses ... sitting on that cold damp hill for many days.
- Jesus was a New England Patriots Fan ... I added that one ... I am sure he would have been.
||10-13-2008 08:22 PM
Re: Shocked By The Bible
2 Samuel 12:7
Looks like a coupla Pats fans to me...
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