Shortest Books Ever Written Thread

speed said:

How Promise Keepers changed my Life by ODB




anyone get this?

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RIP ODB...

jays52 said:

RIP ODB...

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I Don't Need a Bullet Proof Vest - Dirt McGirt

Smile, Eye Contact, Firm Grip: The Semiotics of Handshaking- William S. Belichick

research of the best razors for men - NE Offensive Line

How to act arrogant - Tom Brady

How to be a champion- Peyton Manning

How to coach a team - Tony Dungy

Loyalty is key - Mangini

How to be a jerk - Randy Moss

Being Humble - NE 07 Squad

How to see the glass half full - Bill Belicheck

A Hands-Off Approach to Business Management - Jerry Jones

It's Not Life or Death, It's Just a Game - Kellen Winslow

Expert Analysis - Emmitt Smith

How to Deal with Being the #1 Overall Pick in the NFL Draft - Alex Smith

Life After Football - Mercury Morris

The Pressure of the Playoffs - Wade Phillips, with an introduction by Marty Schottenheimer

Avoiding the Off-Field Distractions - Joe Namath

This Great Franchise of Our's - The Bidwill Family

Loyalty - Robert Irsay

Healthy Eating - Gilbert Brown

Stop Staring - Reche Cladwell

An Idiot's Guide to Temperance - Mike Vanderjagt

Seymour93 said:

Stop Staring - Reche Cladwell

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That legit made me snarf espresso on my keyboard.

Getting Blown out - by Emmit Smith

Things I love about the Patriots - Meril Hoge

Why we will win 9 times out of 10 (vol. 1) - LT
Why we will win 8 times out of 10 (vol. 2) - LT

I do like the weather here in the RCA dome - Bill Polian

step 1 to winning in the playoffs - Peyton Manning (step 2 is in progress, no set date to be released) <--- this doesn't work anymore.

My free world, what I would have done with 130 million dollars- Michael Vick

helpful grammer hints, making you not mispell anything since 2008. - Emmit Smith

Honest and Objective journalism- ESPN crew

Guide to the general sound system. - Bill Polian

Some of these have probably been mentioned already, oh well.

Effective Clock Management by Donovan McNabb

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Smart Fishing: Keeping Them On The Hook[/I] by Denny Green
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There is now Monster Energy drink on my monitor............Thanks a lot.

"I'm not Erik Estrada" by Tedy Bruschi (sorry Tedy)

"Idiot's Guide to Rock Hard Abs" by Gilbert Brown

"High School girls Basketball - A fan's perspective" by Dallas Clark (not sure if anyone will get this)

* by Don Shula

How To Be An Announcer Without Help From Your Father - Joe Buck

Coolest Team Theme Song Ever: San Diego Chargers

Motor Bike Riding Skills - Kellen Winslow II

Number of timeouts allowed in the NFL by Joe Gibbs

How to coach in one place your whole career - Bill Parcells.

how to do the lights out dance - merriman

taking care of your pets - vick

for the love of women - pacman

Disco Volante said:

If I Didn't Do It by OJ Simpson
The Joys of Celibacy by Pacman Jones
Smart Fishing: Keeping Them On The Hook by Denny Green
Never Give Up by Bobby Petrino
Man's Best Friend by Micheal Vick
Just Say No by Ricky Williams
Operating a Motor Vehicle with Confidence and Skill by Ben Roethlisberger
My Active Sex Life by Don Shula
Battling Anorexia by Charlie Weis
Articulation & Pronunciation by Shannon Sharpe
My Large Testicals by Shawne Merriman
It's Not If You Win Or Lose, But How You Play The Game by Herm Edwards
I'll Lead, You Follow by Eli Manning
Hip Hop Ain't Dead by Roger Goodell
A Discussion of Post-Season Activities by Jim Mora
Successfully Killing Yourself by Terrell Owens
Abiding By The Constitution by the Cincinnati Bengals
Coherent Thoughts by Merril Hoge
Dealing With Your Child's Tantrums by the Baltimore Ravens

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THAT'S how it's done!!

Tact Online, by Mike Allen
Great Football Victories: Arizona Cardinals Edition
Quarterbacking Fundamentals, by Vince Young

Dressing for the drive thru - Joe Cullen

Finding the Real Killers, by OJ Simpson, Ray Lewis, and Rae Carruth
The Joy of Abstinence, by David Meggett
Responsible Investing, by Michael Vick
Exercises to Speed Up Your Decision Making, by Drew Bledsoe
Advanced Fashion Tips, by Bill Belichick
Mozart, Beethoven, and Wagner: A Comparison, by Ty Law