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What do Tom Brady and the circus have in common?

They both have two more rings than Peyton Manning.

Guess this is the joke thread. Ok here goes.

Peyton arrived at the pearly gates and St. Peter picked him up in the limo and said,"come on Peyton, I'll take you to your new home". As they drove up the road, Peyton looked around at all the beautiful house's and asked St. Peter which one was his to which St. Peter replied," That huge house with the swimming pools and gardens. Its also right next to Tom Bradys home."

As they turned the corner, Peyton saw a fantastic home in gleamy gold and decked out in all sorts of trophys, Banners and Patriots logos along with many Lombardi trophys. "Well", Peyton said: Looks like Tom is already here".
No, replied St Peter, "thats Gods house".

Here's one for ya:

a Cowboys fan, an Eagles fan, a Colts fan and a Patriots fan - are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves his team more.

The Cowboys fan insists he is the most loyal. 'This is for the Cowboys!' he yells, and jumps off the side of the mountain.

Not to be outdone, the Eagles fan shouts, 'This is for the Eagles!' and throws himself off the mountain.

The COLTS fan is next to profess his love for his team. He yells, 'This is for everyone!' and pushes the Patriot fan off the mountain.*

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lol, that's actually pretty good

Ballhawk21 said:

Here's one for ya:

a Cowboys fan, an Eagles fan, a Colts fan and a Patriots fan - are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves his team more.

The Cowboys fan insists he is the most loyal. 'This is for the Cowboys!' he yells, and jumps off the side of the mountain.

Not to be outdone, the Eagles fan shouts, 'This is for the Eagles!' and throws himself off the mountain.

The COLTS fan is next to profess his love for his team. He yells, 'This is for everyone!' and pushes the Patriot fan off the mountain.*

:singing:

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Miraculously, the Patriot fan fall is broken by landing on Ballhawk21 and his lover crushing them both. The Patriot fan walks away while funerals are planned for the two crushed men.

Patriotic said:

Miraculously, the Patriot fan fall is broken by landing on Ballhawk21 and his lover crushing them both. The Patriot fan walks away while funerals are planned for the two crushed men.

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Oh god... just laugh, sometimes. It's only football. The stupidity and ad hominem attack isn't necessary.

primetime said:

Oh god... just laugh, sometimes. It's only football. The stupidity and ad hominem attack isn't necessary.

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Humor is met with humor and your critique is that we should laugh more?

Lighten up! You'll enjoy life and the Pats Saturday night victory all the more.

Patriotic said:

Humor is met with humor and your critique is that we should laugh more?

Lighten up! You'll enjoy life and the Pats Saturday night victory all the more.

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Come on its all in good fun. Good luck this weekend.

Ballhawk21 said:

Here's one for ya:

a Cowboys fan, an Eagles fan, a Colts fan and a Patriots fan - are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves his team more.

The Cowboys fan insists he is the most loyal. 'This is for the Cowboys!' he yells, and jumps off the side of the mountain.

Not to be outdone, the Eagles fan shouts, 'This is for the Eagles!' and throws himself off the mountain.

The COLTS fan is next to profess his love for his team. He yells, 'This is for everyone!' and pushes the Patriot fan off the mountain.*

:singing:

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Nice to see that you took my Bob Sanders biceps talk to heart.

Ballhawk21 said:

Here's one for ya:

a Cowboys fan, an Eagles fan, a Colts fan and a Patriots fan - are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves his team more.

The Cowboys fan insists he is the most loyal. 'This is for the Cowboys!' he yells, and jumps off the side of the mountain.

Not to be outdone, the Eagles fan shouts, 'This is for the Eagles!' and throws himself off the mountain.

The COLTS fan is next to profess his love for his team. He yells, 'This is for everyone!' and pushes the Patriot fan off the mountain.*

:singing:

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OK. That's funny.

How about the Colt fan leaves the mountain ,in the middle of the nite with Mayflower moving trucks, and leaves for a better deal at another mountain !

in 12 we trust said:

How about the Colt fan leaves the mountain ,in the middle of the nite with Mayflower moving trucks, and leaves for a better deal at another mountain !

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Werent the Pats considering a move to Ct. over a better deal?

CarolinaColtFan said:

Werent the Pats considering a move to Ct. over a better deal?

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Yeah, still New England. BIG difference between Maryland and Corndiana

Ballhawk21 said:

Here's one for ya:

a Cowboys fan, an Eagles fan, a Colts fan and a Patriots fan - are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves his team more.

The Cowboys fan insists he is the most loyal. 'This is for the Cowboys!' he yells, and jumps off the side of the mountain.

Not to be outdone, the Eagles fan shouts, 'This is for the Eagles!' and throws himself off the mountain.

The COLTS fan is next to profess his love for his team. He yells, 'This is for everyone!' and pushes the Patriot fan off the mountain.*

:singing:

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Funny joke, though I liked it better when it was a Red Sox fan pushing a Yankee fan of the mountain.

:rocker:

ManningOverratedHick said:

What do Tom Brady and the circus have in common?

They both have two more rings than Peyton Manning.

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Did you hear about the tv commercial that Peyton Manning turned down?

Neither did I.

A Jewish Guy
A Guy from India
and A Colts fan

were driving down a lonely New England country road one late night.

Their car broke down and they could not get someone to come out to fix it until the next morning.

They knocked on an old farmhouse door and a farmer came to the door.

"Do you have a place for us to sleep tonight. Our car broke down and we need something until the morning"

The farmer replied: "I'm sorry, but I have no spare bedrooms in the house. You are welcome to put yourselves up in the barn if you'd like"

So the Jewish guy, the guy from India, and the Colts fan retire to the barn for the evening.

After about 10 minutes there is a knock on the farmhouse door. The farmer gets up to answer the door and the Jewish guy is standing there.

"Can I help you?" said the farmer.

"Yes there is a pig in the barn, and since pork is forbidden in my religion, I prefer not to sleep near it in the barn."

The farmer said: "Well since there is no other place for you to sleep the only thing I can offer you is to sleep here in the parlor on the floor."

So the Jewish guy lays down on the floor and the farmer sits in his chair and begins to read the newspaper.

After about 10 minutes there is another knock on the door.

The farmer gets up and answers the door and the guy from India is standing at the door.

"Can I help you?" said the farmer.

"Yes", said the guy from India. "I prefer not to sleep in the barn. There is a cow in the barn and cows are sacred in my country."

The farmer once again said: "I don't have any other place to offer you but a place on the parlor floor with your friend.

So the guy from India lays down next to his friend on the parlor floor for some sleep.

The farmer sits down and begins to read his paper again.

After about 10 minutes there is another knock on the door.

The farmer gets up and answers the door, and the cow and the pig were standing at the door.

sbcpats70 said:

Yeah, still New England. BIG difference between Maryland and Corndiana

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yeah, but a move nontheless. I think of Pats as a Boston team more than a NE team and I am sure it would not have sat well with the locals. What is that a 2 hour drive?

Fixit said:

Nice to see that you took my Bob Sanders biceps talk to heart.

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Ya I thought you might like the patriot with the Asterisk instead.

CarolinaColtFan said:

yeah, but a move nontheless. I think of Pats as a Boston team more than a NE team and I am sure it would not have sat well with the locals. What is that a 2 hour drive?

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You realize this didn't happen right? The Colts DID move to Indianapolis, but the Pats STAYED in Foxboro. Let's live in reality, not in whatcouldhavebeens.

CarolinaColtFan said:

yeah, but a move nontheless. I think of Pats as a Boston team more than a NE team and I am sure it would not have sat well with the locals. What is that a 2 hour drive?

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You have no idea how New England works do you? Trust me, it's not even a remote comparison. Mass is not that big..I can be in CT in 2 mins from my house and RI in 10.