Are you not entertained!

From a Knights tale

(after the AFCCG last year)Dungy: you have been weighed you have been measured and you have been found wanting. In what world could you ever beat me.


(after this years game and a final sack on manning. Manning still flat on his back in a dream sequence) Thomas: you have been weighed
Welker: you have been measured
Stallworth: and you ahve been found
Moss: most definatly wanting
T Brady: Welcome to the new Patriots world and my god have mercy on you should he deem it right.

One more before I have to run for the day. This from the Bourne Ultimatum...

Tony Dungy [to his defense down 21 points in the 2nd qtr of Sundays AFC showdown]: Listen, people - do you have any idea who you're dealing with? This is Tom Brady. You are down three scores to the toughest sob you have ever played. He is really good at staying alive in the pocket, and trying to take out his knees and failing... just pisses him off.

And another...

Bill Polian: Issue a standing kill order on Tom Brady, effective immediately.

a short time later...

Dungy: They found a body.
Polian: Brady?
Dungy: Manning.

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"You owe it to me. Tomorrow I'm gonna wake up and I'll be seventy and I'll still be doin' this. And that's all right, 'cause I'm gonna make a run at it. But you, you're sittin' on a winning lottery ticket and you're too much of a p**sy to cash it in the endzone. And that's bulls**t, 'cause I'd do anything to have what you got! And so would any of these guys. It'd be an insult to us if you're not here trying to score" -Chuckie.

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Absurdly Metro said:

BB (as Borat): He is my neighbor Tonyushuktan Dungyiagby. He is pain in my a**holes. I get a good defense, he must get a good defense. I get a Lomabrdi, he must get a Lombardi. I get a 4th Lombardi, he cannot afford. Great success!

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Nice! I was trying to work that one but came up empty. Great job!

Here is another one from Borat:

Brady (as Borat): This is Peytonna. She is my nemesis. She is number-four attention whore in whole of America.

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How about a scene from Borat.... Roger Goodall is kneeling beside a pond, washing face... cameral pans out to reveal BB 2 feet away taking a leak in the same water.

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BB as Borat (When asked to analyze Peyton's mechanics):
The lips of his mangina hang low like wizard's sleeve.

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BB as Borat: Quick children, smash the Dungy egg!

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BB as Borat: I bring Lombardi Trophy back from Super Bowl and I get my neighbor, Tonyushuktan Dungyiagby an ESPY Award ... because it is for girls!

mav - can you post a larger size image of your avatar? I want to send to my brother.

Manning, after dragging his sorry ass up from the 7th sack of the game:
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue." (Airplane)

naclone said:

mav - can you post a larger size image of your avatar? I want to send to my brother.

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The site only lets me post an 80 by 80 pic for my avatar... maybe PM me with your email and I'll send you a larger sized one.

Goodell: Would you... like to be rewarded?
Belichick: I had in mind something a little more radical.
Goodell: What... what seems to be the problem?
Belichick: Legacy.
Goodell: Legacy, ah, well that's a little out of my jurisdiction. You...
Belichick: I WANT MORE POINTS, ****er!
Goodell: The rules of football... to make an alteration in the tradition of the league is fatal. A penalty cannot be revised once it's been established.
Belichick: Why not?
Goodell: Because by the playoffs any rules that have undergone reversion give rise to internet bickering like rats leaving a sinking ship, then the ship sinks.
Belichick: What about building a Dynasty?
Goodell: We've already tried it, Pittsburgh, Dallas, San Fran as dominant teams and fan favorites, it created a backlash so lethal the parity was dead before the playoffs even started.
Belichick: Then going undefeated, that would block the media hysteria.
Goodell: Wouldn't obstruct bias but it does give rise to an error in objectivity so that the newly formed respect carries with it backhanded compliments and you've got negativity again... but this, all of this is academic. You were made as well as we could make you.
Belichick: But not to last.
Goodell: The light that burns twice as bright burns for half as long and you have burned so very, very brightly Bill. Look at you, you're the prodigal son, you're quite a prize.
Belichick: I've done questionable things.
Goodell: Also extraodinary things, revel in your time.
Belichick: Nothing the Gods of Football wouldn't put you in the Hall of Fame for.
[Belichick crushes Goodell's head, killing him]

los1sol said:

Maybe they copy it, maybe they don't. I do not accept your bet, but I am entertained.

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Fair enough!

BTW...looks like I was wrong about Colts boards copying this thread...I haven't seen any so far

Scene from an Officer and a gentleman
Goodell I want the Blowouts to stop
BB You can't take away my blowouts its all i've got.
BB Its all I've got left

naclone said:

Goodell: Would you... like to be rewarded?
Belichick: I had in mind something a little more radical.
Goodell: What... what seems to be the problem?
Belichick: Legacy.
Goodell: Legacy, ah, well that's a little out of my jurisdiction. You...
Belichick: I WANT MORE POINTS, ****er!
Goodell: The rules of football... to make an alteration in the tradition of the league is fatal. A penalty cannot be revised once it's been established.
Belichick: Why not?
Goodell: Because by the playoffs any rules that have undergone reversion give rise to internet bickering like rats leaving a sinking ship, then the ship sinks.
Belichick: What about building a Dynasty?
Goodell: We've already tried it, Pittsburgh, Dallas, San Fran as dominant teams and fan favorites, it created a backlash so lethal the parity was dead before the playoffs even started.
Belichick: Then going undefeated, that would block the media hysteria.
Goodell: Wouldn't obstruct bias but it does give rise to an error in objectivity so that the newly formed respect carries with it backhanded compliments and you've got negativity again... but this, all of this is academic. You were made as well as we could make you.
Belichick: But not to last.
Goodell: The light that burns twice as bright burns for half as long and you have burned so very, very brightly Bill. Look at you, you're the prodigal son, you're quite a prize.
Belichick: I've done questionable things.
Goodell: Also extraodinary things, revel in your time.
Belichick: Nothing the Gods of Football wouldn't put you in the Hall of Fame for.
[Belichick crushes Goodell's head, killing him]

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Blade Runner is such a great movie.

Directed by Ridley Scott who also directed Galdiator.....hmmmm?

Commando:
After Spygate comments:
BB: Your a funny guy dungy,I Like you, I'll defeat you last(AFCCG).
Girl: What Happened to dungy?
BB: I changed my mind.

Bruschi after pinning Peyton to the ground for a sack:
TB: Stick around.

Terminator:
Rodney after blowing up MH.
Hasta La Vista BABY!!!

Queen:
TB after winning 63-21
TB "anotherone bites the dust, and another one gone, another one bites the dust oh Ya!!"

This winter, when the Colts visit for the championship, the bad weather will cause Peyton to misplay a snap. After recovering the fumble, Ty Warren will go,

"It's the frost. Sometimes, it makes the ball stick."

Lloyd_Christmas said:

Here is another one from Borat:

Brady (as Borat): This is Peytonna. She is my nemesis. She is number-four attention whore in whole of America.

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That's funny as hell! Here's one from The Untouchables with Deniro as Capone. We'll substitute BB for Deniro for the purposes of this thread...

BB: I'm gonna tell you something. Somebody messes with me, I'm gonna mess with with him. Somebody steals signs from me, I'm gonna say you stole. Not talk to him for illegal placement of a camera. Understand. Now, I have done nothing to harm these people but they are angered with me, so what do they do, doctor up some "spygate", for which they have no case. To speak to me like a man, no, to harass a peaceful man. I pray to god if I ever had a grievance I'd have a little more self respect. One more thing, you have an all out prize fight, you wait until the fight is over, one guy is left standing. And that's how you know who won.

We'll find out who is left standing in February!

Look, if you're going to go "Commando", you gotta do it right.

Bob Kraft:
Bill, you've made enemies all over the NFL. The Jets, the sports reporters. Any one of them could be behind the video leak.

******

Reporter:
Bob, do you expect any more blowouts?

Bob Kraft:
If Bill's still coaching, a *lot more*.

******

Bob Kraft:
You lose our draft pick, cost me a quarter of a million dollars, take a half a mill hit yourself, you ask me to grease the skids with the Commissioner (which I very kindly do), and then you get me involved in a public relations fiasco where people are screaming and there's backbiting all over the place, and then I watch you rip the Chargers a new one, run up the score like Friday Night Lights, and then there's a follow-up film request that's going to burn you and I save you and now everyone is pissed at us. Are you going to tell me what's going on or what?

Belichick:
No.

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Matt Chatham:
I really love listening to your little piss-head Jets veterans trying to talk tough. They make me laugh. If Belichick was here, he'd laugh too.

Mangini:
Mr. Chatham, my players are better than the Patriots.

Matt Chatham:
Your players are nothing. Belichick and I can kill every single one of them in the blink of an eye. Remember that.

Mangini:
Are you trying to... frighten me?

Matt Chatham:
I don't have to try. When Belichick reaches Week 15, he'll be back for his vengeance. Now whether cameragate is an issue doesn't matter. Then he'll be after you. Now the only thing between you and Belichick...[points to himself] is me.

Mangini:
It is you that is afraid, Mr. Chatham. YOU are afraid of Belichick.

Matt Chatham:
Of course. I'm smart. But I have an edge; I only play special teams.

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and finally,

Belichick:
We'll take the Colts' home field advantage. They won't be needing it.

Saturday Night Live:
Peyton whining about his offensive line:
TB Peyton you ignorant slut

Belichick in a voice-over at the end of SBXLII, with a video of all the high points from the season being displayed:

'I had to come all the way from the inept Browns organization and sh*theads of New Jersey to Foxborough, Massachusetts to find the perfect team. If you gave me a million years to ponder, I would never have guessed that complete domination and Foxborough would ever go together. And til this day, the events that followed all still seems like a distant dream. But the dream was real and was to change our lives forever. I kept asking Kraft why our world seemed to be collapsing and things seemed to be getting so ****ty. And he'd say, "that's the way it goes, but don't forget, it goes the other way too." That's the way football is... Usually, that's the way it goes, but every once in awhile, it goes the other way too.'

Not sure if this really fits, but it's one of my favorite movies (True Romance--and if you haven't seen it, don't judge it by the title, it's fantastic).

I can't believe that I overlooked the Shawshank redemption:

After the Patriots murderlize the Colts:
BB as Brooks: Easy peasy japanesey.

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Peyton describing being at the bottom of the pile after another Vrabel strip sack:
Peyton as Hadley: The Patriots reach inside your shirt and squeeze until your tit turns purple.

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Peyton addressing his Oline after the loss:
Peyton as Hadley: What is your malfunction, you fat barrels of monkey spunk?

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Post game conference with Dungy:
Dungy as Red: The last game's the toughest, no doubt about it. They humiliate you. They utterly crush you without mercy. Your entire body's aching from that pounding they throw at you, and when they make that final score that seals the victory... and that clock ticks down to zero...that's when you know it's for real. A whole season blown away in the blink of an eye. Nothing left but all the time in the offseason to think about it.

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BB after the game describing Peyton's implosion:
BB as the Warden: He fell apart like a fart in the wind.

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BB's response to running up the score on the colts:
BB as Andy: Get busy scoring, or get busy losing.

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Michael Holley as Red: I could see why some of the reporters took him for arrogant. He had a quiet way about him, a walk and a talk that just wasn't normal around here. He just ignored their stupid questions and rambled on about the x's and o's of football like the son of a coach in his dad's film room without a care or a worry in the world. He had on a grungy old hoodie that shielded him from their scrutinizing gaze. Yeah, I think it would be fair to say... I liked Bill Belichick from the start.

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Andy about the Patriots: "A Dynasty is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies"

Reporter: Why do you hate them so much?

Dungy: They beat up on lesser teams, that's what they did. The rest is just smoke filled coffee house crap. They humiliated and tormented weaker opponents. They didn't like them. So they ran up the score. And why? Because those defenses couldn't run very fast.

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Belichick to Goodell: I run my team how I run my team. You want to investigate me, roll the dice and take your chances. I run practices 300 yards from 4000 mediots who are trained to destroy me, so don't think for one second that you can come down here, flash a commissioner's badge, and make me nervous.

Highlander
Scene BB and TD handshake after AFCCG
BB There can be only one.

Alternate scene 5 secs till halftime peyton Hail Mary's to Harrison only to have MOSS outleap and grab the INT.
Randy to Harrison: There can BE only ONE.