Jim Irsay: "If the ball bounced our way, we'd be 6-0"

to be fair he was probably very high when he said this

meatface said:

to be fair he was probably very high when he said this

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That's pretty much the case whenever he talks...

wonder how he would feel if the bong bounced

What a dipshit

Cocaine is one helluva drug.

Maybe he meant 6.0 ounces

AtomicDawg said:

LOL, someone's raided the Colts' medicine cabinet again!

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Man, "Terra Nova" getting cancelled really did a number on him.

Losers find excuses and blame circumstances. Winners have self-awarness, identify weaknesses and address them.

Mr. Irsay, you are a loser... and a junkie... and a delusional egomaniac. Keep tweeting you twit.

"If the cops hadn't been in just that spot, I wouldn't be a criminal."

- Jim Irsay

"If your father had just pulled out that one time, the Colts would have better ownership."

- The rest of the world.

I'm trying to decide among "dumb," "pathetic" and "embarrassing" as the right word to describe that statement.

I think I'll go with all three.

http://deadspin.com/jim-irsay-compares-risks-of-football-to-taking-aspirin-1767495292

A future article: Frustrated Colts fans at greater risk of CTE

what determines how the ball bounces?

ohh yeah, air pressure

C'mon folks, cut him some slack, he probably already put the non-refundable deposit down on the participation banner...

RecoveringCowboy said:

http://deadspin.com/jim-irsay-compares-risks-of-football-to-taking-aspirin-1767495292

A future article: Frustrated Colts fans at greater risk of CTE

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Wow.

Nothing bad enough can happen to that franchise. Jets, Colts, Ravens.

I hate other teams but these deserve a special place in hell.

If the ball is bouncing, it's likely your team dropped it.

wonder what rule change will ensue to cover how the ball bounces?