OT: Warren Sapp bitten by a shark

AQPE · Jul 28, 2016

Thoughts and prayers to the shark

AtomicDawg · Jul 28, 2016

Considering Sapp's financial problems, it probably was a loan shark.

PatsBoy12 · Jul 28, 2016

One big mouth gets bitten by another big mouth, huh?

The Boston Patriot · Jul 28, 2016

Shark is probably doomed after biting that toxic turd.

Ring 6 · Jul 28, 2016

Wait. Sapp is bankrupt and stiffed his creditors. How can afford to be lobstering? Not to mention hookering.

Peachhead · Jul 28, 2016

TheFlyingWedge said:
Fun Fact: you are over 3000X more likely to be injured by a toilet than to be attacked by a shark in the United States.

Which is a good reason not to take a dump in the ocean.

Reckedtrek · Jul 28, 2016

Cunk said:
Carlson said Sapp "may need stitches," but will be "OK."

May need stitches?

If I was the doctor I'd sew his mouth shut and heal the world.

PatsFanSince74 · Jul 28, 2016

KDPPatsfan85 said:
Warren Sapp bitten by shark while lobstering in Florida Keys

When karma bites back!

I always thought that Karma was a *****...

JarOfMayo51 · Jul 28, 2016

Lots of good zingers in this thread lol

PatsFanSince74 · Jul 28, 2016

TheFlyingWedge said:
Fun Fact: you are over 3000X more likely to be injured by a toilet than to be attacked by a shark in the United States.

Are there sharks in toilets?

RelocatedPatFan · Jul 28, 2016

I thought sharks didn't normally attack whales?

Froob · Jul 28, 2016

Ban Sharks?

Tunescribe · Jul 28, 2016

Joey007 · Jul 28, 2016

I can imagine that shark biting Sapp in the rear end and then Sapp reacting like:

PatsBoy12 · Jul 28, 2016

AtomicDawg said:
Considering Sapp's financial problems, it probably was a loan shark.

You, sir, win the Internet today. I was just waiting to give out the award and you got it.

Raymond · Jul 28, 2016

So, there IS a God?

PlanB · Jul 28, 2016

I hope the shark was up to date on his tetanus shots

Reckedtrek · Jul 28, 2016

JarOfMayo51 said:
Lots of good zingers in this thread lol

They practically write themselves!

Wiluven · Jul 29, 2016

I clicked on this thread hoping it was a bigger shark....

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