OT: Warren Sapp bitten by a shark

KDPPatsfan85 · Jul 27, 2016

signbabybrady · Jul 27, 2016

And the shark could be heard saying "we're gonna need a bigger boat"

Silver Blue&Red · Jul 27, 2016

Maybe it was the lobsters pimp looking for payment?

Tunescribe · Jul 27, 2016

Poor shark. I'll bet he couldn't wait to floss afterward.

Brady_to_Moss · Jul 27, 2016

FrodoBagginz · Jul 27, 2016

Sapp was merely seeking an investment to his start up Pimp company.

Unfortunately, he made his pitch to the wrong shark.

BTTA · Jul 27, 2016

It is really really really hard to get bitten by a shark. It just doesn't happen much. Wow.

Deus Irae · Jul 27, 2016

betterthanthealternative said:
It is really really really hard to get bitten by a shark. It just doesn't happen much. Wow.

Florida is the shark bite capital of the world.

Fencer · Jul 27, 2016

Deus Irae said:
Florida is the shark bite capital of the world.

As somebody who was involved in an NYC real estate mess, I beg to differ.

Peachhead · Jul 27, 2016

Did the shark swim off and die from food poisoning?

nabwong · Jul 28, 2016

Shark thought it got lucky and found a manatee.

TheFlyingWedge · Jul 28, 2016

Fun Fact: you are over 3000X more likely to be injured by a toilet than to be attacked by a shark in the United States.

AzorianPats · Jul 28, 2016

Couldnt have happened to a better person!

PP2 · Jul 28, 2016

Peachhead said:
Did the shark swim off and die from food poisoning?

It died of excess vanity.

PatriotsReign · Jul 28, 2016

TheFlyingWedge said:
Fun Fact: you are over 3000X more likely to be injured by a toilet than to be attacked by a shark in the United States.

But people use the toilet 50000000002 times more often than they swim in the ocean

It's all about percentages

turkeyneck · Jul 28, 2016

Where is the fund set up for donations to the shark?

Ivan · Jul 28, 2016

That's terrible. Is the shark alright?

Kontradiction · Jul 28, 2016

How many pounds of Jordan's were recovered from the shark's stomach?

Cunk · Jul 28, 2016

Carlson said Sapp "may need stitches," but will be "OK."

May need stitches?

Tunescribe · Jul 28, 2016

Cunk said:
Carlson said Sapp "may need stitches," but will be "OK."

May need stitches?

That's because it takes a few days for the pain signal to reach his reptilian brain. Until then he's unsure.