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Movie things I'd like to do to Roger......


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you could go "the long ships" and have him ride the "mare of steel" or you could go "mark of the devil" and rip his tongue out for lying or go "martyrs" and skin him alive. any of these i'd be good with.
 
Not a movie thing, but a take off on Vlad the Impaler (real Dracula). Start the impalement (mildly sharpened six foot broom stick) - just the first four inches or so - then support Roger's body weight with blocks of ice, covered with sawdust so it melts slooow. The four days it takes him to die would be spent watching highlights of the Patriots playoff victory over the Colts, over and over.
 
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Along with other NFL execs, owners, and a few people from ESPN.
 
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Makes more sense than Abe and then Glenn
 
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No Tom Brady no play makes me.....

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that seen where cathy bates tests the "intergirty" of that dudes legs
 
Do you want to know how I got these scars?

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That scene at the end of Casino... Let's give Rodger a funeral like that.
 
one more......just send these guys up the elevator at Park Avenue NFL HQ

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Shame walk
 
I have the winner....:p

 
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