JoeSixPat
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My non-profit, "The National Foundation for the Prevention of Natural Causes" would certainly be a VERY worthy beneficiary.
Did you know that every year, Natural Causes claims more lives than ALL other diseases COMBINED?
It's true. Just look at the Obituaries today. Go ahead! I'll wait.
You back? Good. See. I told you so. In fact, statistics show that Natural Causes is likely to be the demise of YOU! It's true.
Are you just going to sit there and take it? Or are you going to go to that IM feature here at Patsfans and make a pledge to END the scourge of Natural Causes that claims 55 MILLION lives each year.
What's your life worth to you? $10? $20? My God Man I hope your life is worth more than THAT!!??
The clock is ticking for YOU! Make a pledge WORTHY of saving your LIFE!!!!!!
An you can be confident knowing that a percentage of every donation goes DIRECTLY into research to find a cure for Natural Causes once and for all. (technically zero is a percentage)
Make that Pledge NOW! YOU could be next!
Did you know that every year, Natural Causes claims more lives than ALL other diseases COMBINED?
It's true. Just look at the Obituaries today. Go ahead! I'll wait.
You back? Good. See. I told you so. In fact, statistics show that Natural Causes is likely to be the demise of YOU! It's true.
Are you just going to sit there and take it? Or are you going to go to that IM feature here at Patsfans and make a pledge to END the scourge of Natural Causes that claims 55 MILLION lives each year.
What's your life worth to you? $10? $20? My God Man I hope your life is worth more than THAT!!??
The clock is ticking for YOU! Make a pledge WORTHY of saving your LIFE!!!!!!
An you can be confident knowing that a percentage of every donation goes DIRECTLY into research to find a cure for Natural Causes once and for all. (technically zero is a percentage)
Make that Pledge NOW! YOU could be next
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