Semi-OT: No one wants Sports Authority's contract for Mile High naming rights

Broncos stadium name contract goes up for auction, no one bids even one dollar

It's more complicated than "No one wants the rights to the name," but it's still funny.

But, anyhow, if you could get the naming rights for "X Field at Mile High Stadium," what would you rename it? [Just remember, it has to be something that can be said on broadcast TV.]

Triple D aka The Donkey Douchebag Den

Broncos Suck Stadium has a pretty nice ring to it.

BradyFTW! said:

Broncos Suck Stadium has a pretty nice ring to it.

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I believe it would have to be "Broncos Suck Field at Mile High Stadium," but I like it.

We should take up a collection to buy the naming rights to call it "Tom Brady Field" or better yet "Goodell Sucks Stadium".

Welcome to Monday Night Football at the old Guyer Institute Field!

Salary Cap* Stadium

Horse Face Field? (John Elway and Shannon Sharpe Banners on the outside).

Marijuana Field: Mile High at the Stadium

Mile High Forehead?

Integrity Field

John Elway can't get Jack Daniels or a vodka company to sponsor the stadium?

Horseface Field at Mile High Forehead

yourteamcheats.com/DEN Field at Mile High Stadium

Donkey Field

The Mile High Pile.

Sports Authority Field at Mile HiGH.

12+81=TD said:

Mile High Forehead?

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FIVE HEAD FIELD?

The inferior to the Patriots stadium