semi OT - What could Dante do with this guy?

The incredible Iranian 'Hulk' who is 24 stone of near solid muscle

What's funny is that for all the strength he possesses, it's not functional strength that can be applied to everyday life..

Like if you told him to throw a baseball, it would probably go like 20 feet because his shoulder can't rotate properly, the entire mechanics of throwing would be near impossible for him to perform

He's really good at picking things up and putting them down though.... so that's useful I suppose... or you could just use a dolly/fork lift

To each their own though.. if you ever run into an angry or aggressive version of someone like this, just jog away from them in a zig zag pattern like you would an alligator and you'll be fine

Arms are too short. Probably can't get good bend.

He would kill himself on the three cone drill...

What could Dante do with this guy?

Tackling dummy?

For how strong that guy is, he'd probably be relatively easy to drive back if you get low and get leverage on his pads. He can probably execute one hell of a power bomb, though. Vinny Mac might be interested if the guy wants to put on tights, grease himself up, and play a choreographed game of grab ass.

Well, he'd probably be cheaper than Marcus Cannon if we just needed a new backup RT for defenders to run by without being touched.

Cut him

Put a kick me sticker nearly anywhere on his body and he wouldn't be able to get it off without assistance.

Gronk said:

Well, he'd probably be cheaper than Marcus Cannon if we just needed a new backup RT for defenders to run by without being touched.

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You mean like this?

Eddie Andelman use ask why no team ever signed a 500 pound Sumo wrestler & put him at nose tackle in short yardage situations.

I have to admit, that would be interesting.

KontradictioN said:

You mean like this?

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Yes