You know you are a Pats Fan when...

Ivan said:

Maybe you should go post on the Jets fans message board........

Sh.t, I forgot that they can't read or write so it doesn't exist.

Tough break for you.

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C'mon, you can do better than that. A good insult or two and I'll feel justified dropping a couple "you know you're a Pats fan.." jokes.

JetFan79 said:

C'mon, you can do better than that. A good insult or two and I'll feel justified dropping a couple "you know you're a Pats fan.." jokes.

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Gee @JetFan79, I didn't know it was possible to insult a Jets fan.

Your From New Yawk Goin To Sullivan/Schaefer/Foxboro Stadium Sittin On Metal Benches In Late 70's & 80s With Fans That Were So Drunk By 2nd Qtr They Thought It Was a Bruins Game!

DaBronxPats14 said:

Your From New Yawk Goin To Sullivan/Schaefer/Foxboro Stadium Sittin On Metal Benches In Late 70's & 80s With Fans That Were So Drunk By 2nd Qtr They Thought It Was a Bruins Game!

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I remember a Saints game late in 76 that was one of the worst experiences of my life. I was there with my future wife and two female cousins who had moved to Luling LA when we were kids. There was a pretty large group of ignorant drunks right behind us who were yelling the most vulger things at the girls, and there wasn't a damn thing I could do about it. After the game as we walked out I can still hear one of my cousins in her new southern drawl say, "cousin Johnny, that's why we will never ever move back here again." And they haven't.

Was that you?

1960Pats said:

Gee @JetFan79, I didn't know it was possible to insult a Jets fan.

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It actually is pretty tough to land a stinger. I mean we are used to dealing with the Jets, so any insults have gotta be pretty good to have any effect.

Though comparing us to giant fans is usually a good way to get under our skin. That's up there with "yo mama" jokes.

JetFan79 said:

It actually is pretty tough to land a stinger. I mean we are used to dealing with the Jets, so any insults have gotta be pretty good to have any effect.

Though comparing us to giant fans is usually a good way to get under our skin. That's up there with "yo mama" jokes.

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I often wonder what might have happened if Belichick had stayed with the Jets as HC in 2000. Would he still have drafted Brady? Would he have won with Woody? Would he have stayed under Tuna Sh!t's thumb and drifted off into mediocreville?

I remember back in my days as an AOLe when I cybermet a Jets fan named Richard. Poor Richard had been a Pats fan forever and like Curtis Martin, decided to follow Tuna, the big bag of wind, to New Jersey. Too bad. He seemed like a pretty decent guy.

1960Pats said:

I often wonder what might have happened if Belichick had stayed with the Jets as HC in 2000.

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Belichick and Goodell on the same team? BB woulda had free reign to do whatever he wanted and it would've been one heck of a dynasty.

1960Pats said:

I remember a Saints game late in 76 that was one of the worst experiences of my life. I was there with my future wife and two female cousins who had moved to Luling LA when we were kids. There was a pretty large group of ignorant drunks right behind us who were yelling the most vulger things at the girls, and there wasn't a damn thing I could do about it. After the game as we walked out I can still hear one of my cousins in her new southern drawl say, "cousin Johnny, that's why we will never ever move back here again." And they haven't.

Was that you?

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No not me I'm on your side lol my first game in NE was in 1978 but I became a Pat's Fan in '76 and I've been there quite often. Last like 3 years been avg'n like 3 games at Gillette. I've been to plenty of games here vs Jets at Shea Stadium late 70s witnessing lots of Beat Downs By Grogan and when I saw Steve last couple of years we talk about those games and it's amazin how minor a detail he remembers from those games. Grogan actually brought up that game where I believe it was a Pat's Fan got killed by a flyin Snoopy lawn mower stunt. I think I was at that game.

You know you're a JEST fan if you were of age to enjoy the game by the late 60s. If you are any older, you're a bandwagon jumper from shining moment of relevance in the non-sequentially designated "Super Bowl III"

JetFan79 said:

It actually is pretty tough to land a stinger. I mean we are used to dealing with the Jets, so any insults have gotta be pretty good to have any effect.

Though comparing us to giant fans is usually a good way to get under our skin. That's up there with "yo mama" jokes.

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I'd say having the biggest name in your franchise dress in fur is insulting in and of itself.

AtomicDawg said:

I'd say having the biggest name in your franchise dress in fur is insulting in and of itself.

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Do you really wanna compare embarrassing pics of star QBs?

Joe was cool. The definition of a playboy at the time. (Or so I hear. Wasn't alive back then.)

Tommy? Amazing QB on the field?... absolutely! Off the field though, lol not so much. Countless metrosexual/feminine picture shoots, posing with animals, high pitched screams, crying, "ball" songs (one of my favorites)... and it goes on. Really no need to post 'em because we all know they're out there.

Again, top 5 QB for sure and in conversation for best ever. But probably want to avoid off-the-field comparisons.

so, by implication, you are saying Brady is a queer and all you big, tough, manly men Jet fans are the paradigms of masculinity.

nice fairy story...truth is, even if you or one of your rat brethren were face down ass up passed out drunk on a Manhattan sidewalk, you'd be hard pressed to find even one sewer rat willing to play "Gerbil For A Day" stuffed up your strata chocolata.

Joker said:

so, by implication, you are saying Brady is a queer and all you big, tough, manly men Jet fans are the paradigms of masculinity.

nice fairy story...truth is, even if you or one of your rat brethren were face down ass up passed out drunk on a Manhattan sidewalk, you'd be hard pressed to find even one sewer rat willing to play "Gerbil For A Day" stuffed up your strata chocolata.

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Lol, funny, but nope. I'm saying (and implying) exactly what I said. Brady has many, many, many more embarrassing off the field moments.

Nothing more. Nothing less.

and I'm saying the FACT that YOU find these moments "embarrassing" point to a deeply scarred homophobic psyche on your part....which also happens to fit 99% of the male rat fan psychological profile.

DaBronxPats14 said:

No not me I'm on your side lol my first game in NE was in 1978 but I became a Pat's Fan in '76 and I've been there quite often. Last like 3 years been avg'n like 3 games at Gillette. I've been to plenty of games here vs Jets at Shea Stadium late 70s witnessing lots of Beat Downs By Grogan and when I saw Steve last couple of years we talk about those games and it's amazin how minor a detail he remembers from those games. Grogan actually brought up that game where I believe it was a Pat's Fan got killed by a flyin Snoopy lawn mower stunt. I think I was at that game.

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I ran into Grogan at the Hilltop Steak House right after he was dropped as the starter for Tony Eason. He wasn't a happy camper that day. When I said hello to him all he could do was grunt.

Joker said:

and I'm saying the FACT that YOU find these moments "embarrassing" point to a deeply scarred homophobic psyche on your part....which also happens to fit 99% of the male rat fan psychological profile.

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Ouch. I know a few gay guys who'd be pretty pissed with what seems to be your view of equating metro/feminine to being gay.

But whatever, you're free to have your beliefs there jokester.

Regardless of your attempt to make me (or Jet fans) seem homophobic, point is still the same. Brady has a tremendous amount of metro/feminine embarrassing moments. Feel free to keep trying to spin it though. Makes ya seem like a real great guy.

JetFan79 said:

Ouch. I know a few gay guys who'd be pretty pissed with what seems to be your view of equating metro/feminine to being gay.

But whatever, you're free to have your beliefs there jokester.

Regardless of your attempt to make me (or Jet fans) seem homophobic, point is still the same. Brady has a tremendous amount of metro/feminine embarrassing moments. Feel free to keep trying to spin it though. Makes ya seem like a real great guy.

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This is Tommy LomBrady's most embarrassing moment...

Joker said:

so, by implication, you are saying Brady is a queer and all you big, tough, manly men Jet fans are the paradigms of masculinity.

nice fairy story...truth is, even if you or one of your rat brethren were face down ass up passed out drunk on a Manhattan sidewalk, you'd be hard pressed to find even one sewer rat willing to play "Gerbil For A Day" stuffed up your strata chocolata.

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Here's one of those manly men Jets fans...

1960Pats said:

This is Tommy LomBrady's most embarrassing moment...
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Metro? Most definitely. But no one said the guy didn't have class.

JetFan79 said:

Countless metrosexual/feminine picture shoots, posing with animals, high pitched screams, crying, "ball" songs (one of my favorites)... and it goes on. Really no need to post 'em because we all know they're out there.

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Are you seriously saying that crying is a knock on Brady and "embarrassing"? Sorry that you Jest fans cannot understand the emotions emitted when recalling experiences having to do with winning meaningful football games. If that's the slight you use as an example of Brady being "less than manly" then you need to put your arm down because you are really reaching here.