Totally OT: made a new friend on a walk last week

I named him "Commissioner"

betterthanthealternative said:

I named him "Commissioner"

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Very cute and cuddly

That reptile has way more integrity. Way, way more.

Koma said:

That reptile has way more integrity. Way, way more.

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It does. Rattle snakes only strike when provoked and warn you before they do.

Koma said:

That reptile has way more integrity. Way, way more.

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Galeb said:

It does. Rattle snakes only strike when provoked and warn you before they do.

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You two are so right. I'm ashamed. New name suggestions?

betterthanthealternative said:

You two are so right. I'm ashamed. New name suggestions?

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Richard.

"I hate snakes."

Indiana Jones

betterthanthealternative said:

You two are so right. I'm ashamed. New name suggestions?

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Send it to a Goodell's house and call it the Commissionator..

"Bob... give me the mil and the draft picks... and I'll take it easy on Tom."

The snake might be cold blooded; at least it has a heart.

Im offended that you would dare call a slithering, venomous, earth crawling creature such as a snake a roger Goodell

Its offensive to snakes around the world

Nothing should be called a RG, nothing

I think that comparison is patently unfair. On the one hand you have a creepy, belly crawling, slithering, disgusting creature that lives in the muck and grime and on the other hand you have a snake.

XLIX said:

I think that comparison is patently unfair. On the one hand you have a creepy, belly crawling, slithering, disgusting creature that lives in the muck and grime and on the other hand you have a snake.

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This thread along with the Cincinnati Gorilla incident got me to fantasizing what would happen if the Omissioner was to fall into a snake exhibit at the zoo.

But reality dashed my vision when I realized that the snakes wouldn't bite Roger out of professional courtesy.

betterthanthealternative said:

You two are so right. I'm ashamed. New name suggestions?

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Tattle snake Kensil...

The Gr8est said:

This thread along with the Cincinnati Gorilla incident got me to fantasizing what would happen if the Omissioner was to fall into a snake exhibit at the zoo.

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If he fell into the gorilla enclave, the zoo would dispatch animal handlers with guns and tranquilizers. Their instructions would be to shoot Goodell.