Hey guys, because I like helping out the community here's a handy-dandy template you can use every draft. Just copy and paste the relevant line.
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1st pick: Could have had him 30 picks later.
2nd pick: Who? WTF is Belichick doing?
3rd pick: Quarterback? What the ****, Belichick, I'm through with this draft.
4th pick: I can't believe we traded this pick with my binkie on the board.
5th pick: Oh look, another Rutgers player.
6th pick: Ok pick, I guess, but we don't need another player at that position.
7th pick: Lol, whatever.