Goodell disproves Deflategate

FreeTedWilliams · Mar 9, 2016

Ben Goodell, a 7th grader from Lynnn

Goodell deflates Goodell’s point | Itemlive

Funny how all along we have been saying that the NFL did not understand 7th grade science, well here is a seventh grader who apparently is smarter than Roger.

Ross12 · Mar 9, 2016

Goodell, who took first place in last year’s fair, began his experiment with a properly-inflated football. He then exposed the ball to different weather conditions, including humidity, snow, wind chill, and cold and ice.

“Every time, it dropped 2 PSI,” he said. “The lowest PSI recorded during deflategate was 2 PSI under proper inflation. I had (the football) at proper inflation when I started.”

So you're telling me a seventh grader could figure out that humidity, wetness and other environmental elements were a factor, but Exponent, Wells and the NFL couldn't?

Froob · Mar 9, 2016

How is this in court?

MitchKumstein · Mar 9, 2016

I feel bad for little Ben Goodell for being cursed with that horrible surname

Froob · Mar 9, 2016

MitchKumstein said:
I feel bad for little Ben Goodell for being cursed with that horrible surname

Should sue for defamation.

borg · Mar 9, 2016

Get this kid down to NY with a picket sign and set him up inside the lobby of the NFL's Park Ave Luxury HQ.
NY Post headline: Goodell arrested at NFL offices….priceless

grux · Mar 9, 2016

I love how a 7th grader could prove that science is responsible for the ball deflation and the NFL's 43 million dollar man is still looking for a smoking gun. Now that I think of it, he isn't looking for a smoking gun because he was part of the conspiracy to suspend Brady for a crime he didn't commit. The NFL has become a become a playground where billion dollar owners get to act like children. Integrity.....

grux · Mar 9, 2016

Ross12 said:
So you're telling me a seventh grader could figure out that humidity, wetness and other environmental elements were a factor, but Exponent, Wells and the NFL couldn't?

Goodell never wanted to find out what happened to the balls. He wanted to show the other owners he was a tough by trying to take down Brady, Belichick and the Pats. He partially succeeded because Kraft didn't fight the fine or loss of draft picks but I think Brady is going to take this the distance.

Patsfanin Philly · Mar 9, 2016

Ross12 said:
So you're telling me a seventh grader could figure out that humidity, wetness and other environmental elements were a factor, but Exponent, Wells and the NFL couldn't?

When you're paid megabucks, you give them the results they want whether it's the dangers of second hand smoke, asbestos or this crapola......

Gwedd · Mar 9, 2016

grux said:
I love how a 7th grader could prove that science is responsible for the ball deflation and the NFL's 43 million dollar man is still looking for a smoking gun. Now that I think of it, he isn't looking for a smoking gun because he was part of the conspiracy to suspend Brady for a crime he didn't commit. The NFL has become a become a playground where billion dollar owners get to act like children. Integrity.....

Not the "smoking gun". Goodell is the "smoking man" from the X-files. But without the skills, smarts, and nuance that the actual "smoking man" has. Infact,now that I think about it, he's gone from the "smoking man" to an old discarded butt.

PatsSox363804 · Mar 9, 2016

Breaking News: Roger Goodell suspends Ben Goodell 4 days of school, citing his power over all things on Earth given by article 46. The NFL has already filed a motion with the 1st circuit federal court to uphold the suspension.

RecoveringCowboy · Mar 9, 2016

MitchKumstein said:
I feel bad for little Ben Goodell for being cursed with that horrible surname

He could legally get his name changed later on. To Integrity.

fair catch fryar · Mar 9, 2016

borg said:
Get this kid down to NY with a picket sign and set him up inside the lobby of the NFL's Park Ave Luxury HQ.
NY Post headline: Goodell arrested at NFL offices….priceless

Better yet, get him in Goodell's next press conference and set him up with this kid asking a "cute" question in front of all the camera's only to have this kid prepped to nail Roger's *** to the wall.

JarOfMayo51 · Mar 9, 2016

Froob said:
How is this in court?

Yup, I'm so %*&$ing disgusted by all of this.... and its now infront of 3 second circuit federal judges lol...

TinhWoodhead · Mar 9, 2016

MitchKumstein said:
I feel bad for little Ben Goodell for being cursed with that horrible surname

only if he remains in NE

TheFlyingWedge · Mar 10, 2016

The owners should put this kid in charge of the league.

sieglo · Mar 10, 2016

Ross12 said:
So you're telling me a seventh grader could figure out that humidity, wetness and other environmental elements were a factor, but Exponent, Wells and the NFL couldn't?

My twin four year olds figured this out when I walked out of Party City in 20 degree weather with a "Paw Patrol" birthday balloon and it almost instantly deflated.

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