Jets Suck -- 2016 Edition (Official): Futility Confirmed

Tunescribe said:

I don't know what demographics might have to do with it, but it seems that most Jets fans also are Mets fans, and most Giants fans also are Yankees fans.

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Most of the time (but not always, don't wanna group all of 'em together), the Giant/Yankee fan seems to be stricken with "bipolar front-runner-ism". It's a sad disease. The type that find something better to do when the team(s) are losing and brush it off when the subject is brought up, but when the teams are winning... insufferable bandwagon annoyances.

Tunescribe said:

I don't know what demographics might have to do with it, but it seems that most Jets fans also are Mets fans, and most Giants fans also are Yankees fans.

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Jets and Mets are short words with near-identical spellings, much easier on the Mongoloid (® 2016 Joe Kerr Inc.) brain...

Heh, a loser picks a loser to help him waste a lot of money en route to losing!

Link:
Jeb Bush Picks Woody Johnson as Finance Chairman

Jets tailgate bus goes up in flames in Connecticut

Typical off season.

Aßßynormal said:

Jets tailgate bus goes up in flames in Connecticut

Typical off season.

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This begs to be illustrated and here it is. Visual summation of the franchise's entire history:

Tunescribe said:

This begs to be illustrated and here it is. Visual summation of the franchise's entire history:

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They don't know to barbecue outside the bus?

"I tried to tell him. I said, 'No, Vito, just opening the windows won't work. You can't charcoal grill inside the bus. I was a fireman. I know.' He wouldn't listen. They were lucky to escape with only second-degree burns. All 18 of them. They pulled off the highway just in time."

A quote from the article.

Jets tailgate bus catches fire in Stamford (<< Link)

The bus caught fire around 7 p.m., apparently not aware that the franchise usually waits until the second half of the NFL season to go up in flames.

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The cause of the fire is still under investigation. No word yet on the whereabouts of Rex Ryan at the time.

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Tunescribe said:

"I tried to tell him. I said, 'No, Vito, just opening the windows won't work. You can't charcoal grill inside the bus. I was a fireman. I know.' He wouldn't listen. They were lucky to escape with only second-degree burns. All 18 of them. They pulled off the highway just in time."

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"Hey Fitzpatrick!!"

"Throw me the lighter fluid"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Why do I continue to be surprised at the amazing material that Jests fans provide us, year after year after year.

betterthanthealternative said:

Why do I continue to be surprised at the amazing material that Jests fans provide us, year after year after year.

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You shouldn't, it's in their DNA. More reliable than the Harlem Globetrotters or Saturday Night Live.

Tunescribe said:

Heh, a loser picks a loser to help him waste a lot of money en route to losing!

Link:
Jeb Bush Picks Woody Johnson as Finance Chairman

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Looking at this portion of an article about the inner workings of the SL move to LA, maybe Jeb was hoping to get Woody for a filibuster...

New York Jets owner Woody Johnson spoke in support of Kroenke four times, to the annoyance of others waiting to be heard just once.

Aßßynormal said:

Jets tailgate bus goes up in flames in Connecticut

Typical off season.

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The best line in the article...

Now, if someone can just light a fire under the Jets offense this season, the playoffs are inevitable.

"The bus?! Not the BUS!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

The Bowles movement wasn't as ****ty as I expected, but there's always next year.

This schedule could be tough though;

Home:
Ratbirds
Bungals
LA/SL/LA Rams
Seahags
Indiots
AFCE

Away:
Browns
Stealers
Cards
SF Stickums
KC
AFCE

Tunescribe said:

You shouldn't, it's in their DNA. More reliable than the Harlem Globetrotters or Saturday Night Live.

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This thread writes itself. We are merely the conduit of Jets suckage.

I still can't believe how close we are to 50 years of futility.

Tunescribe said:

"The bus?! Not the BUS!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

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Is that dude wearing any pants???

Tony2046 said:

Is that dude wearing any pants???

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Just sheer tights.

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I think this is a case where we have to appreciate their other talents beyond speling good.