OT: The Hoodie parties hard
apparently hearing about the success of Gronk's party cruise, Belichick decided to hold his own party cruise....
Set Sail Aboard the Belichick Party Cruise
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apparently hearing about the success of Gronk's party cruise, Belichick decided to hold his own party cruise....
Set Sail Aboard the Belichick Party Cruise
(requires subscription)
some selected passages:
The unnamed vessel is The Krevetka, a 140-meter former Russian cargo ship primarily used to deliver copper and powdered milk. Abandoned in Delaware for most of the ‘90s, it was signed to the Patriots practice squad in 2010.
I am shown to my quarters by a Belichick Party Cruise assistant named Serge. I ask Serge how long he has been working with Belichick, and he says, “Sorry, assistants don’t talk. Policy.”
Our first destination is Bermuda, but the Krevetka doesn’t stop, it simply moves further south. When I ask Belichick why we didn’t stop at Bermuda, as intended, he huffs: “We’re on to the Bahamas.”
One of the heavily-advertised features of the Belichick Party Cruise is a Q&A session in which Belichick will discuss all four of his Patriots Super Bowl winning teams.
At approximately 2 p.m., Belichick arrives. He takes questions, and discusses each and every one of the Patriots Super Bowl seasons in vivid detail.
The session lasts approximately six minutes.
For the first time, there is laughter aboard the Belichick Party Cruise as someone locates a contraband copy of the New York Jets Buttfumble and we watch it, on repeat, for 20 minutes.
Belichick storms in, shuts off the TV, screams at us that we lost to the Jets this season in Week 16, and tell us to return to our rooms and watch tape of the East-West Shrine game until our eyes bleed.
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