You know you are a Pats Fan when...

You're aware that they can, on occasion, lose and not play well. But, they never, ever, ever quit. Even their staunchest critics can't claim that. I had a friend of mine who's a Giants fan say this to me after our game with them this season: "If you're ahead of the Patriots regardless of the score and you're not pissing your pants until the final gun, you're an idiot."

Listening to Calling All Sports with Upton Bell after the game

Chevy said:

Listening to Calling All Sports with Upton Bell after the game

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I'd rather have Kate Upton on rather than Upton Bell.

Caution: Put your food and drink away.

You get visibly nauseous looking at this picture.

Especially this week.

Now scroll down.

Wow! Where has this thread been? First time I'm seeing it.

"You know you are a Pats fan when..."
So many possibilities!

Could really have some fun with this one if some weren't so sensitive. Every team forum should have a BS section where ya can demolish any team or fan base w/o repercussions.

...knowing that someday Fraudger will be pushing up daisies makes you smile. Bonus points if his demise was due to an agonizing wasting disease.

You would rather have anal warts than root for the Jets.

You want Goodell, Kensil, Blandino and Co. to drive off a cliff O'Doyle style

JetFan79 said:

Wow! Where has this thread been? First time I'm seeing it.

"You know you are a Pats fan when..."
So many possibilities!

Could really have some fun with this one if some weren't so sensitive. Every team forum should have a BS section where ya can demolish any team or fan base w/o repercussions.

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You know you're a Jets fan when you concede the season before it even starts

....you dream you're a sniper in Iraq and Roger Goodell makes a suprize visit to the troops. Somehow the ISIS kingpin (i.e. the next bin Laden) is there.

Both of them are next to each other in your crosshairs.

You pull the trigger.

Man down.

But not the ISIS dude.

...,.when you dont care and you cant stand it !!

You see this ad for The Sims: Freeplay and the commanding officer in the picture reminds you of someone you don't care fore. (Peyton)

When you schedule everything around the Patriots games.

You truly believe that they should rename the Lombardi Trophy!

IcyPatriot said:

You would rather have anal warts than root for the Jets.

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I thought they were the same thing?

You continue to read Patsfan.com from 'cover to cover' in the off-season, praying for some relevant scrap of Patriots news.

...you take a picture with the Comish while giving him the finger.

when the first thing you read every day begins with "Alan Milstein......."

You watch the Patriots game every week and root for them to win.

JetFan79 said:

Wow! Where has this thread been? First time I'm seeing it.

"You know you are a Pats fan when..."
So many possibilities!

Could really have some fun with this one if some weren't so sensitive. Every team forum should have a BS section where ya can demolish any team or fan base w/o repercussions.

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Maybe you should go post on the Jets fans message board........

Sh.t, I forgot that they can't read or write so it doesn't exist.

Tough break for you.