The "I would rather ______ than watch the Broncos win tonight" thread

Bradyking12 · Feb 7, 2016

I would rather watch the game and see broncos lose another super bowl and avoid a manning ball.washing mania if he wins

RobertWeathers · Feb 7, 2016

OhExaulted1 said:
....give myself papercuts on my eyeballs....masturbate with 60 grit sandpaper.....paint my toenails with sulfuric acid.....sleep with Annabel Bowlen.....

Apparently Pat Bowlen was a Trekkie

RobertWeathers · Feb 7, 2016

resdubwhite said:
watch you go down on Hillary Clinton.

...being the first one he sees afterwards and being the only person with dental floss and Drano.

james87654 · Feb 7, 2016

nothing i would rather do than watch the broncos win

i have relatives in colorado

the entire organization is a great ambassador for the game

they have a very family friendly environment out there

AGCSBill · Feb 7, 2016

Golfing! A no brainer!

Fixit · Feb 7, 2016

I would rather be in a PatsFans game day thread for three hours.

Fixit · Feb 7, 2016

Also, can we vote to ban James? He's the least talented troll I've ever seen, and he just takes up space.

IcyPatriot · Feb 7, 2016

james87654 said:
nothing i would rather do than watch the broncos win

i have relatives in colorado

the entire organization is a great ambassador for the game

they have a very family friendly environment out there

Still stroking your banjo James ... too bad they don't make a I need a life pill ... you need a jug full.

Gene In Montana · Feb 7, 2016

...be Miley Cyrus' mangina

Patsfanin Philly · Feb 7, 2016

james87654 said:
they have a very family friendly environment out there

In a Ray Rice kind of way... I think a majority of their defense has been arrested in the last few years.. Nice attempt at trolling....
Broncos lead NFL in domestic violence arrests during Roger Goodell era

GaryfromTO · Feb 7, 2016

be strapped to a makeshift plywood pillary.
be severely lashed with car antenaes.
have electrodes attached to my testicles, and the other end attached to a car battery to revive me.

deters · Feb 7, 2016

resdubwhite said:
watch you go down on Hillary Clinton.

Bring the goggles, heard shes a squirter.

resdubwhite · Feb 7, 2016

deters said:
Bring the goggles, heard shes a squirter.

now I know what to do with my hands

IcyPatriot · Feb 7, 2016

Rather chew on Roseann Barr's used tampon .........

No not really ... just wanted to post something gross.
I actually cannot stand the Panthers for a reason I cannot explain.
I don't want the Broncos to win either ... but all that dabbing and Superman crap is going to obnoxious.

A Defiant Goose · Feb 7, 2016

IcyPatriot said:
Rather chew on Roseann Barr's used tampon .........

No not really ... just wanted to post something gross.
I actually cannot stand the Panthers for a reason I cannot explain.
I don't want the Broncos to win either ... but all that dabbing and Superman crap is going to obnoxious.

Kind of a win win either way tonight i feel the same way

OhExaulted1 · Feb 7, 2016

IcyPatriot said:
Still stroking your banjo James ... too bad they don't make a I need a life pill ... you need a jug full.

Easy now. I live in Steep Falls Maine and we rock the Banjo up in these pahts......

IcyPatriot · Feb 7, 2016

OhExaulted1 said:
Easy now. I live in Steep Falls Maine and we rock the Banjo up in these pahts......

Well your banjo has strings ......

The_Riddler · Feb 7, 2016

Look at Hillary's Botox filled face and listen to her voice for a week straight....

BritPat · Feb 7, 2016

......vote for Donald Trump to be President......(yes, I know).

.......join ISIL..........

TinhWoodhead · Feb 7, 2016

Tunescribe said:
OT: I just got back from grocery shopping (Market Basket in Leominster). There was a guy wearing an orange Manning jersey and orange hat, shopping with his wife. I couldn't help myself, as I rolled by him I said, "Manning is going down!" He chuckled but obviously it was out of courtesy.

did he said his wife is just picking up some hgh's for herself?

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