Goodell presser

RobertWeathers · Feb 5, 2016

Q: Roger, Do you satisfy your wife in the sack?

A. Well, as you know we take constructive criticism very seriously. We have gone to great lengths to upgrade policies, standards and procedures to ensure the integrity of our sex. We've spent countless hours asking questions, getting feedback and improving how we do things. We always want to do better. Safety is important. Conduct is important. We want to be competitive. We want to get it right and are comitted to do so without compromise.".

The Brandon Five · Feb 5, 2016

robertweathers said:
Q: Roger, Do you satisfy your wife in the sack?

A. Well, as you know we take constructive criticism very seriously. We have gone to great effort to implement policies, standards and procedures to ensure the integrity of our sex. We've spent countless hours asking questions, getting feedback and improving how we do things. We always want to do better. Safety is important. Conduct is important. We want to be competitive. We want to get it right and are comitted to do so without compromise.".

Rumor has it that's where the obsession with "deflation" originated.

Koma · Feb 5, 2016

sb1 said:
Mike Silver called Goodell a genuine person.

Silver is a good company man.

resdubwhite · Feb 5, 2016

sb1 said:
Mike Silver called Goodell a genuine person.

how would mike silver know a genuine person.
He's a ****bag

Zeus · Feb 5, 2016

robertweathers said:
Q: Roger, Do you satisfy your wife in the sack?

A. Well, as you know we take constructive criticism very seriously. We have gone to great effort to implement policies, standards and procedures to ensure the integrity of our sex. We've spent countless hours asking questions, getting feedback and improving how we do things. We always want to do better. Safety is important. Conduct is important. We want to be competitive. We want to get it right and are comitted to do so without compromise.".

"In the end, player safety is of paramount importance. I'd have to put that ahead of my own performance and any personal satisfaction I might get from the activity. Plus the shield is where it is for a reason and we all must do whatever we can to respect and protect the shield.

"What was your question again?"

Mack Herron · Feb 5, 2016

Zeus · Feb 5, 2016

More on this later but ...

In February 2017, just prior to the Patriots appearance in Super Bowl LI, we should organize the first annual Roger Goodell Press Conference Party. The epic lunacy and idiocy of this event should celebrated (i.e., mocked) in grand fashion at an appropriate gathering place with fine food and drink.

Members of the local sporting press would be welcome.

It will be like Groundhog Day except the animals can talk.

Ivan · Feb 5, 2016

How does Goodell suffer from CTS when he's never played football?

Mack Herron · Feb 5, 2016

Ivan said:
How does Goodell suffer from CTS when he's never played football?

I watched it live. I swear he actually said:
"I played for 9 years in high school."
Not surprised.

Hammer of Thor · Feb 5, 2016

Mack Herron said:
I watched it live. I swear he actually said:
"I played for 9 years in high school."
Not surprised.

Highly appropriate considering Goodell's parentage.... (edit: and your avatar)

PatsFanSince74 · Feb 5, 2016

sb1 said:
"We have been focused on the concussion issue for several decades"

Hysterical. I guess he didn't see the movie.

Ice_Ice_Brady · Feb 5, 2016

Roger Goodell is a flaming bag of dog excrement, wrapped in a stinking rag of douche, draped over a horse's buttox.

bbobbo · Feb 5, 2016

Ivan said:
How does Goodell suffer from CTS when he's never played football?

i posted this awhile back. goodell started playing tackle football when he was 7 years old. explains a lot.

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PatsFanSince74 · Feb 5, 2016

Big-T said:
"We're not going to wait for Science" - about concussions.

We already know you don't wait for Science, fraud.

OMG! Does he not realize how absurd that is, given his response to the initial reports on CTE?!?!?!

PatsFanSince74 · Feb 5, 2016

Mack Herron said:
I watched it live. I swear he actually said:
"I played for 9 years in high school."
Not surprised.

I'm perplexed. Who's the greater fool? Goodell for his "nine years in high school" remark or you for actually watching the press conference and then admitting that you watched it! I have to think about that one.

Mack Herron · Feb 5, 2016

PatsFanSince74 said:
I'm perplexed. Who's the greater fool? Goodell for his "nine years in high school" remark or you for actually watching the press conference and then admitting that you watched it! I have to think about that one.

It's the first one. I was at the gym on the elliptical.

PatsFanSince74 · Feb 5, 2016

Mack Herron said:
It's the first one. I was at the gym on the elliptical.

You are forgiven, but don't let it happen again!

PatsFanSince74 · Feb 5, 2016

bbobbo said:
i posted this awhile back. goodell started playing tackle football when he was 7 years old. explains a lot.

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I have two reactions to that:
One, if he has brain damage, it's not a laughing matter.
Two, it would explain a lot.

PatsFanSince74 · Feb 5, 2016

sb1 said:
So... Brady is the supposed mastermind of a cheating scheme according to the NFL's latest brief.

Goodell just now on Brady's suspension if they win the appeal: This isn't about an individual player, it's about our rights under the CBA.

I read that as: "This isn't about whether we were right on the facts...it's about the fact that the CBA says I can do whatever I want, right or wrong."

Tunescribe · Feb 5, 2016

sb1 said:
Mike Silver called Goodell a genuine person.

Another guy I'm sick of. But he's wrong again. Goodell is a "genuine" robot.

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