As If Enough Dark Clouds Haven't ALREADY Gathered in Foxboro........

dales804 said:

As we found out in another thread, Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears should be offered to him at every turn.

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15 of them at a minimum.

ViperGTS said:

Everyone wearing Pats gear should be given a photo of the weasel and make it known to interfere with him at every chance of spotted.

If spotted in the bathrooms, tell him he's a POS then pee on his leg to assert dominance.

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Here it is.

Let’s look at the bright side…the last time he was in NE, the Pats won!

The NFL has to want the Patriots to win this weekend, setting up what would likely be the final chapter of Brady vs Manning has to be the best possible story line from a marketing perspective.

I hope a Massachusetts version of dexter morgan kills him and spread his limbs all over the city, jump into the field and spike his head in the goal post.

Cabbies drop him off in Chelsea or Brockton.

Volin:
Mr. @MikeGiardi says Mike Kensil is in town today, but an NFL spokesman says that Kensil will not be at Pats-Chiefs tommorrow


The NFL front office is lying again? You don't say....

Yes he is, and so is Troy Vincent. The both checked into my hotel last night and I had to serve them breakfast this morning.

brownj12 said:

The NFL has to want the Patriots to win this weekend, setting up what would likely be the final chapter of Brady vs Manning has to be the best possible story line from a marketing perspective.

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No question it would be a VASTLY bigger draw than KC/DEN.

From a marketing perspective, the teams left alive for divisional weekend are almost uniformly small-market franchises with big-name quarterbacks. So you live and die with the QBs. There's just one QB in the group who you can't easily hype, and that's Smith.

Patsrock said:

Yes he is, and so is Troy Vincent. The both checked into my hotel last night and I had to serve them breakfast this morning.

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Did you spread **** crumbs over their pancakes and call em chocolate chips?

brownj12 said:

The NFL has to want the Patriots to win this weekend, setting up what would likely be the final chapter of Brady vs Manning has to be the best possible story line from a marketing perspective.

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I don't think so. The LAST thing they want is the Patriots back in the Superbowl, especially with Manning choking on himself to get them there. I doubt they even want to take the chance.

Im surprised he can travel with his tongue firmly up Roger Goodells ass.

Hide Chandler HIDE!!!

PatsSox363804 said:

The LAST thing they want is the Patriots back in the Superbowl, especially with Manning choking on himself to get them there.

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I'm guessing that's the second-to-last thing they want. The last is Alex Smith and the Chiefs as their Superbowl headliners.

Came to town to have a secret meeting with Tanguay, Felcher, Borges and the rest of the contrarian mediots..

Patsrock said:

Yes he is, and so is Troy Vincent. The both checked into my hotel last night and I had to serve them breakfast this morning.

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But did you slip 15+ Gummi bears into their food?

patchick said:

I'm guessing that's the second-to-last thing they want. The last is Alex Smith and the Chiefs as their Superbowl headliners.

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The first thing they want is the first NFC-NFC Super Bowl since the merger. They would die for a Russell Wilson vs Aaron Rodgers showdown. Also toss in a never-before-seen post-season trade for Andrew Luck just to get him involved somehow, too.

Odds of Kensil allowing himself to be without an entourage for even a bathroom break:


40,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 to 1

patchick said:

I'm guessing that's the second-to-last thing they want. The last is Alex Smith and the Chiefs as their Superbowl headliners.

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They can work with the Chiefs. Their owner is the guy basically responsible for the Superbowl being in existence and they played in Superbowl I. With this being the 50th anniversary the story writes itself.