Since Dikembe left the Patriot are cursed

varjao · Jan 4, 2016

Enough said.

Before the first loss to Denver the Pats were already playing bad but surviving, the injuries started to show up every week. Then it was Denver, Eagles, and now this.

@dikembe >>>> Edelman at this point.

OUT

Triumph · Jan 4, 2016

Where did he go?

IcyPatriot · Jan 4, 2016

varjao said:
Enough said.

Before the first loss to Denver the Pats were already playing bad but surviving, the injuries started to show up every week. Then it was Denver, Eagles, and now this.

@dikembe >>>> Edelman at this point.

OUT

I was absolutely thinking this yesterday .... friggin Dikembe needs to get his ass in here.

RobertWeathers · Jan 4, 2016

IcyPatriot said:
I was absolutely thinking this yesterday .... friggin Dikembe needs to get his ass in here.

Didn't Dikembe sacrifice a bucket of KFC so no one would get hurt and then someone got hurt?

IcyPatriot · Jan 4, 2016

robertweathers said:
Didn't Dikembe sacrifice a bucket of KFC so no one would get hurt and then someone got hurt?

Well he best sacrifice a bucket of Popeyes next time.

Joey007 · Jan 4, 2016

robertweathers said:
Didn't Dikembe sacrifice a bucket of KFC so no one would get hurt and then someone got hurt?

Must have discouraged him. Poor guy..

makoute · Jan 4, 2016

IcyPatriot said:
Well he best sacrifice a bucket of Popeyes next time.

Yeah, I would hurt more players too if I was sacrificed some kfc chickens when Popeyes is available to be sacrificed.

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pheenix11 · Jan 5, 2016

I'm sorry, it's my wife's fault. She put a plastic Patriots logo on top of a rosary on a bookshelf last season right after Xmas. It was there through the playoffs last year and it remained in the exact same spot for all of this year up until November 27th when she moved the bookshelf, the rosary and the logo to make room for the Xmas tree.

You do the math as far as what happened after that date.

The tree has since been taken down and the logo and rosary are back in place but something is not working now. Stupid Christmas!

supafly · Jan 5, 2016

pheenix11 said:
I'm sorry, it's my wife's fault. She put a plastic Patriots logo on top of a rosary on a bookshelf last season right after Xmas. It was there through the playoffs last year and it remained in the exact same spot for all of this year up until November 27th when she moved the bookshelf, the rosary and the logo to make room for the Xmas tree.

You do the math as far as what happened after that date.

The tree has since been taken down and the logo and rosary are back in place but something is not working now. Stupid Christmas!

My lucky shirt, boxer shorts, dark blue striped socks combination has been letting us down lately, as well.

I could go on, but I'm too embarrassed to admit how pathetically superstitious I am. I understand that it makes no sense with zero logic suggesting a relationship, but I'll be damned if I don't wear the same stuff every single Sunday--and have been since the 2011 SB run.

supafly · Jan 5, 2016

He'll be back once the team breaks out the patented "wild panther" look with Gronk taking a handoff up the middle for a 60 yard TD run.

Ice_Ice_Brady · Jan 5, 2016

varjao said:
@dikembe >>>> Edelman at this point.

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No, you have it all wrong. Dikembe IS Edelman. Notice how his activity skyrocketed during the injury and has all but disappeared as he approaches his return to the field?

pheenix11 · Jan 5, 2016

I have moved the clock back in front of the logo/rosary, I think that is what was missing. It was hidden behind the clock and a picture frame last year. I found it by accident one night and I was like oh **** I better not touch that.

New England Pride · Jan 5, 2016

He's a lock for the hall of fame if he never makes another post again. He has nothing to proove and anything more is just icing on the cake.

Triumph · Jan 5, 2016

robertweathers said:
Didn't Dikembe sacrifice a bucket of KFC so no one would get hurt and then someone got hurt?

Was it original secret recipe or the grilled kind?

Original is the only kind that works and it never hurts to add slaw with mashed potato and gravy.

Tunescribe · Jan 5, 2016

Triumph said:
Where did he go?

Perhaps on a vision quest in Africa.

Triumph · Jan 5, 2016

Tunescribe said:
Perhaps on a vision quest in Africa.

The have satellite phones.

Anyone have his number?

HeadHunter · Jan 5, 2016

None of my lucky Pats attire have worked this year. They are all cursed. I don't even no what to do at this point......Burn it all and start over maybe????

No really, I'm THAT superstitious .

Mark. · Jan 5, 2016

HeadHunter said:
None of my lucky Pats attire have worked this year. They are all cursed. I don't even no what to do at this point......Burn it all and start over maybe???? No really, I'm THAT superstitious .

Mine isn't working either. My hoodie only gets washed after a loss and after not washing it for nearly a year, it has been washed much too frequently in recent weeks. Maybe I should cut the sleeves off.

SlowGettingUp · Jan 5, 2016

Well maybe we need to make our own incantation:

Double, double, toil and trouble
Fire burn and cauldron bubble
Eye of Newt and Neck of Peyt,
Thumb of Dalt and Back of Ware,
Add heart of Goodell and foot of Rex,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.

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