Is it getting harder to hate the Jets?

BradyBranch39 · Dec 22, 2015

Why would I hate them that much less when the Jets still run the NFL office and screw us over at every opportunity?

Joker · Dec 22, 2015

BradyBranch39 said:
Why would I hate them that much less when the Jets still run the NFL office and screw us over at every opportunity?

it's because a lot of people just want to get back to their comfort zone of "believing in authority". 4 or 5 years ago, I'd get blasted every day on these threads for screaming about the actions of Goodell. I was told he was the greatest commissioner in any sports history, a great man, a great lawyer with a 3.5 GPA from Washington Jefferson College. I was told Vilma and the Saints had ZERO chance in federal court versus the pristine commissioner and his "good for the game" edicts that should always be taken as the word of God Himself.

As incident after ugly incident piled up, more and more fans left their comfort zone in their belief of Goodell and FINALLY, the TRUTH showed through the fecal fog of obeisance and acquiescence gripping the NFL demographic. As usual, however, the inevitable back sliding into this comfort zone has begun in earnest."really, now that I think about it, Roger didn't really do that bad of a job", "Roger was in a tough spot and Brady wasn't really honest, now that I think about it","actually, Roger is on extremely firm ground with his appeal and we should expect it to be upheld"

Jeezus krist, you've just had ORGANIZED EFFING CRIME stuck in your dyamed faces for the past year but.."I'm tired of standing on my own two feet and confronting obvious corruption, I want to just get back on my couch and pretend the whole world is daffodils and bunny rabbits".

DaBronxPats14 · Dec 22, 2015

Ahhh Sexy Rexy, Good'ole Days! 3rd and Mid-Field to go.

Tom meets Kaepernick · Dec 22, 2015

FCB02062 said:
Are there Patriots fans that actually "like" other teams? Like other players? That is ridiculous. It's all about the laundry. It drives me nuts when I see supposed Pats fan millennials or younger jerking off to "Megatron" or "Beast Mode".

So if they don't play for the Patriots, you can't like the player? **** outta here with that ********.

Onedaful · Dec 22, 2015

FCB02062 said:
I don't see how anyone can even "like" or "not dislike" any other team but your favorite team. I blame this on f#cking fantasy sports where fantasy geeks grew up rooting for players on other teams. I'm 41 and I first played fantasy football back in 89 or 90 and I drafted a ton of Rams players - Henry Ellard, Jim Everett, on offense. Mind you, we didn't have the fancy "Internets" to help us and tell us whom to draft - you used your head and thought for yourself.

At any rate there was one game in which a Rams loss would help the Pats and I found myself in a position of rooting for the Pats or for my fantasy team. Patriots easily won out. After that I was done. What was the point of fantasy sports if you can't root for your team 100% of the time?

How can you not "hate" the the NYJ? They're a division rival, they ratted on the Pats multiple times! How can you not dislike every team that is not your favorite team? Are there Patriots fans that actually "like" other teams? Like other players? That is ridiculous. It's all about the laundry. It drives me nuts when I see supposed Pats fan millennials or younger jerking off to "Megatron" or "Beast Mode".

I suspect many of the people on this board that "like" other teams or players are not from "the area" (I'm not saying "New England" because there are plenty of parts of NE where the Pats are not the #1 team: Giants in half of CT, Bills in northeast VT & NH, etc). I'm guessing these folks are the types who became Pats fans because Brady and Moss were good in Madden when they were 11 or 12...

These people have no idea what it's like playing as the Patriots in Madden 92 on Genesis!!!!!!

Lol wut?

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jimnance · Dec 22, 2015

I've never hated the jets. How can you hate something that has provided you with nonstop laughter, year after year, with their comedic ineptitude/antics. Even with what Mangini did, Kessler et al- it makes me laugh even harder- they go to these ridiculous extremes- and we STILL dominate the league. Hate em? No. Pity em? Of course. And also appreciate the laughs they give us

Tunescribe · Dec 22, 2015

SunshineSammy said:
How does it feel being a flunkie toad for another toad??

I don't know what that means.

SunshineSammy said:
If you start a fight take the bullets.. It is clear you two jackanapes are not capable of a civilized conversation so I am only giving you what you want..

Then you cry like a baby girl with a load of s--t in her diaper..

If people are civil with me I am civil back..

What's a jackanape, Spammy?

Tunescribe · Dec 22, 2015

I'll be damned. That looks a LOT like Joker!

simijet · Dec 22, 2015

DaBronxPats14 said:
Ahhh Sexy Rexy, Good'ole Days! 3rd and Mid-Field to go.
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That's enough of a reason for ME to hate the Jets!!!

Joker · Dec 22, 2015

Brady_to_Moss · Dec 22, 2015

Absolutely not

Bledsoehasaring · Dec 23, 2015

FCB02062 said:
I don't see how anyone can even "like" or "not dislike" any other team but your favorite team. I blame this on f#cking fantasy sports where fantasy geeks grew up rooting for players on other teams. I'm 41 and I first played fantasy football back in 89 or 90 and I drafted a ton of Rams players - Henry Ellard, Jim Everett, on offense. Mind you, we didn't have the fancy "Internets" to help us and tell us whom to draft - you used your head and thought for yourself.

At any rate there was one game in which a Rams loss would help the Pats and I found myself in a position of rooting for the Pats or for my fantasy team. Patriots easily won out. After that I was done. What was the point of fantasy sports if you can't root for your team 100% of the time?

How can you not "hate" the the NYJ? They're a division rival, they ratted on the Pats multiple times! How can you not dislike every team that is not your favorite team? Are there Patriots fans that actually "like" other teams? Like other players? That is ridiculous. It's all about the laundry. It drives me nuts when I see supposed Pats fan millennials or younger jerking off to "Megatron" or "Beast Mode".

I suspect many of the people on this board that "like" other teams or players are not from "the area" (I'm not saying "New England" because there are plenty of parts of NE where the Pats are not the #1 team: Giants in half of CT, Bills in northeast VT & NH, etc). I'm guessing these folks are the types who became Pats fans because Brady and Moss were good in Madden when they were 11 or 12...

These people have no idea what it's like playing as the Patriots in Madden 92 on Genesis!!!!!!

Where are you hanging out that 20 year old pats fans are jerking off to marshawn lynch. I dont even know what this part of the rant means. Are you upset cause you dont like watching younger guys jerk off or cause they are jerking off to marshawn lynch? Also the point of fantasy football is to win money. Its gambling. I am sorry that you are still beating yourself up about your pre internet rams draft. Instead of being so angry about that one game 25 years ago, when you had a conflict of interest i would suggest this. Give it another shot and draft patriots players. That way you can play fantasty football and root for your team and not hate everyone who plays ff so much. Lastly some people were not around long enough to be crushed when the pats lost in superbowl in 1985. We should not hate them for this. Some people are only old enough to have known tom brady and bb this does not make them inferior. It makes them younger. Maybe lighten up a little you might enjoy being happy sometimes.

Deus Irae · Dec 23, 2015

FCB02062 said:
I don't see how anyone can even "like" or "not dislike" any other team but your favorite team.

This just in:

Fandom is not a one-size-fits-all garment.

1960Pats · Dec 23, 2015

This first post by Tunescribe in the 2015 Jets Suck thread says it so much better than I can.

Welcome one and all to another year of Jets suckage, as the countdown continues toward a full half-century since their last championship season 1968-'69.

The hallowed tradition of this thread might be seen by many as mere diversion, an ephemeral source of transitory amusement. Yet, the veterans here realize its role as a vital public service -- informing and enlightening those otherwise oblivious to that morbid franchise's scurrilous, soulless transgressions against the Patriots, mankind at large, and all that is true and good. Our pledge is to keep the beacon of righteousness forever trained laser-like on East Rutherford's green slimy scourge.

We MUST remain vigilant, as the New Jersey Green Beans continue their scheming ways and underhanded shenanigans perpetrated by unprincipled owner/certified greedy dope Woody Johnson.

For the uninitiated, here is a partial historical recap of the Green Beans’ violations and gaffes, in no particular order:

* Jets tamper with Pats coach Bill Parcells during Patriots Super Bowl run.
* Jets sign Pats running back Curtis Martin to bogus "poison pill" contract.
* Jets coach Herm Edwards sets NFL record for game clock mismanagement.
* Jets fans assault women in multiple “Gate 4” incidents.
* Pats assistant Eric Mangini steals Bill Belichick's laptop computer upon hiring as Jets coach.
* Jets coach Eric Mangini tampers with Patriots WR Deion Branch.
* Mangini and Jets front office initiate “Cameragate” against the Patriots.
* Jets coach Rex Ryan fined $50k for flipping off Dolphins fans in public.
* Immaturity and disorganization of team documented on HBO "Hard Knocks" series.
* Reporter Ines Sainz claims she was sexually harassed in Jets locker room.
* Jets players forced to take social awareness classes after Sainz incident.
* Trip-Gate: assistant coach Sal Alosi fined $25k and suspended for season.
* Rex Ryan's foot fetish videos starring wife make mainstream news.
* Ryan farms out his wife to strangers on Internet kink site.
* Ryan embarrasses self weeping publicly; makes horrid cameo in Adam Sandler film.
* Quarterback Mark Sanchez buttfumbles his way to infamy.
* Sanchez dates/beds high school girl; is photographed dancing nude with clothed women.
* Jets mascot Fireman Ed quits citing abuse from fellow fans, refuses team's request to return.
* Accused murderer/male Jets fan sucker punches small blonde female Pats fan in Jersey.
* Quarterback Brett Favre texts genitals photo to fellow Jets employee Jen Sterger.
* Penis selfie photo sexted by quarterback Geno Smith published on multiple web sites.
* Tight end Kellen Winslow Jr. arrested for drug possession, seen masturbating in his car.
* Jets sign convicted felon/dog killer Ron Mexico, a/k/a Michael Vick.
* Jets legend Joe Namath lauds Pats quarterback Tom Brady as the greatest ever.
* A drunken Namath shames the Jets trying to kiss reporter Suzy Kolber on national TV.
* CB Antonio Cromartie requests salary advance to pay child support; can't recall kids' names.
* Owner Woody Johnson openly tampers with ex-Jet/Patriot cornerback Darrelle Revis.
* CB Darrelle Revis returns for huge $$$ after tricking Jets into bidding against themselves.
* Media weasel/Jets hack Manish Mehta calls Patriots "petty" over Revis tampering allegation.
* Jets file bogus tampering claim over Pats owner Bob Kraft's comments regarding Revis.
* Defensive lineman Sheldon Richardson is suspended four games for his marijuana habit.
* Jets fans commission "cheaters" banner flown over Patriots training camp practice.
* Sheldon Richardson strikes again, charged with resisting arrest after traffic violations.
* Jets team officials don't learn about Richardson's latest arrest 'til two weeks later.
* Jets fans loudly boo quarterback Geno Smith during in-stadium training camp practice.
* Teammate punches Geno Smith breaking his jaw, sidelining him for two months.
* Jets guard Oday Aboushi is suspended one game, found with weed during traffic stop.
* Jets rookie quarterback Bryce Petty angers Jets fans by liking Domino's pizza.
* Jets WR Quincy Enunwa is suspended four games for abusing his girlfriend.
* Paranoid Jets have Gillette locker room swept for electronic bugs.
* Paranoid Jets Security Director Robert Mastroddi interrogates Pats sideline personnel.
* Mastroddi's son outed as publicly wishing injury, death to Tom Brady.

More to come … please chime in with your own border-war lowlights.

Remember, folks: "Jets Suck" is not simply about them sucking on the field of play. That almost is peripheral to the true essence of Green Beans suckage, as bad as they can be between those white lines. They suck first and foremost as an organization devoid of scruples, integrity, honesty, proper hygiene or other remotely redeeming qualities.

Finally, we cannot forget Jets fans. Few words do them justice. We'll sum it up thusly:

OhExaulted1 · Dec 23, 2015

4. New York Jets
Jets fans are to the NFL what New Jersey is to the United States; you carry a chip on your shoulder (comprised of 10lbs of Italian sausage and other assorted spiced meats) and anybody who dares question the greatness of your team is met with an overcompensating “J-E-T-S” cheer and possibly a punch to the gut. For some reason you are convinced Joe Klecko should be in the hall of fame, and Joe Namath should be on Mount Rushmore. But those delusions aside, at least you remain appropriately pessimistic about your team’s chances, since the last time you even sniffed the Super Bowl was before Woodstock.

All 32 NFL Fanbases, Ranked by Obnoxiousness

Of course we get the #1 slot. I take pride in always being the best.

slam · Dec 23, 2015

If I had more time I would rewrite the "Yes Virginia, there is a Santa Claus" editorial into "Yes Virginia, the Jets are hateable". It's a matter of faith and duty as well as a rich and rewarding life choice to hate the Jets.

Kontradiction · Dec 23, 2015

Joker said:

I mean, I hate it when women get in a man's face and put their hands on them too but that scumbag didn't even try other methods of dealing with her such as:

1. Pushing her away.

2. Grab her arms and hold her back.

3. Continue to walk away.

4. Warn her to stop.

He could have done all the above but... nope. Just swung for the fences right off the bat. That's your true run-of-the-mill Jersey scumlord right there. I would venture a guess that this dirtbag probably been drunk enough to have gotten kicked out of D'Jais before.

The Brandon Five · Dec 23, 2015

If by "Jets" you mean those who are officially part of the team, then maybe. If you mean the band of miscreants in the league office, hellz no.

The Scrizz · Dec 23, 2015

The jackals who started all of this BS with "Camera Slightly Out of Place Gate?". Um no.

denverpatsfan · Dec 23, 2015

Dear message board, I hate the Jets.

Sincerely, DenverPatsFan

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