DIKEMBE PLACES SPELL ON PATRIOTS!

HELLO ALL

DIKEMBE GOT A MESSAGE IN HIS INBOX YESTERDAY... IT WAS FROM A USER WHO TOLD ME THAT PATSFANS NEEDED DIKEMBE.. IN OUR DARKEST HOUR

DIKEMBE WAS FIGHTING A LONG BATTLE, A BATTLE AGAINST JETS FANS, COLTS FANS, STEELER FAN, GIANT FAN, EAGLE FAN AND WORST OF ALL, ROGER GOODEL

BUT THOSE WHO ARE WEAK, DO NOT SURVIVE THE STORM. DIKEMBE HAS RETURNED TO HELP THE PATRIOTS IN THEIR TOUGHEST TIMES! DIKEMBE, THROUGH GREAT PERIL, HAS DISCOVERED MAGIC OF HEALTH SPELL... I WAS DOWN AND OUT UNTIL THE GREAT KEVIN FAULK REVIVED ME. HE SAID "DIKEMBE... YOU HAVE A RESPONSIBILITY

PATSFANS IS NOT THE MESSAGE BOARD DIKEMBE DESERVES.... BUT IT IS THE WEBSITE HE NEEDS!"

SO TO START OFF... DIKEMBE IS PLACING A SPELL ON THE PATRIOTS! IT IS THE SPELL OF HEALTH... NO MORE MAJOR INJURIES FOR PATRIOTS FROM NOW ON! UNFORTUNE, THE REST OF THE NFL MUST FACE TOO MANY INJUR!

EVERYONE JOIN IN AND SAY "KEVIN FAULK, PLEASE GIVE US THE HEALTH SPELL" AND HE WILL BLESS US FOR MANY GAMES! CMON EVERYONE! JOIN IN!

CMON PATSFANS! WE NEED U!

How are you on getting car loans?

Joker said:

How are you on getting car loans?

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DO U NEED A WISH GRANTED?

NO MORE MAJOR INJURIES FOR PATRIOTS FROM NOW ON!

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de tus labios a los oídos de dios

Kevin, we could have used the Special Teams Health Spell last week!

The power of Christ compels you!

Kevin Faulk, please give us the health spell!

KEVIN FAULK, PLEASE GIVE US THE HEALTH SPELL!

Dikembe, we are not worthy

KEVIN FAULK, PLEASE GIVE US THE HEALTH SPELL!

You too, Troy Brown.

KEVIN FAULK, PLEASE GIVE US THE HEALTH SPELL

KEVIN FAULK, PLEASE GIVE US THE HEALTH SPELL

I wonder if Marion Butts has any special spiritual powers?

KEVIN FAULK, PLEASE GOVE US THE HEALTH SPELL.

Watch as this actually ends up working

KEVIN FAULK, PLEASE GIVE US THE HEALTH SPELL

Bill Lee said:

I wonder if Marion Butts has any special spiritual powers?

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Yeah the spiritual power of running under 3 yards per carry.

Bill Lee said:

I wonder if Marion Butts has any special spiritual powers?

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No, but Sam Gash might.

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I can't believe i am doing this.... but heck...anything for us!

KEVIN FAULK, PLEASE GIVE US THE HEALTH SPELL