INDY COLTS Suck -- 2015 Edition (Official): Charmin-soft whiner watch

That pure black tar heroin makes you say crazy things

3-0 with their best QB

But overall...

THE INDY FIVE HUNDREDS!

(0.500, 5-5)

Those feckin a-holes should be 3-7, at the absolute best.

Brandon Weeden was just TOO TOUGH for the 6-8 Charmin-soft whiners!

I'd like to dedicate my next bowel movement to the 2015 season of the Indianapolis Colts. Any word on whether or not Irsay overdosed on Xanax and coke in his distress yet?

It looks like the Colts are done if the Texans win either of their next two games, both against crap opponents (well, they are AFC South teams, so what other kind of opponent is there?)

KontradictioN said:

I'd like to dedicate my next bowel movement to the 2015 season of the Indianapolis Colts.

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me too, and I had TACOS for dinner!

Ice_Ice_Brady said:

It looks like the Colts are done if the Texans win either of their next two games, both against crap opponents (well, they are AFC South teams, so what other kind of opponent is there?)

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the Texans have certainly earned a division title in the sense that they overcame a ton of injuries and qb turmoil to get to the top of the crap that is the afc south and lose in the wildcard round to Kansas city.

Kurt Warner AND Michael Irvin tied for the WIN, in the category of worst preseason prediction EVAH

The best parts of all this Clots suckage is that they still get only a mid-round position in next year's draft,
and Grigson & Pagano are BOTH returning!