Jets Suck -- 2015 Edition (Official): Countdown to Oblivion

PatsWickedPissah said:

So, where was Fireperson Edward last night?

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The butt fumble sent him into hiding 3 years ago. True story.

No.It was reported THIS SEASON that he was back.

PatsWickedPissah said:

No.It was reported THIS SEASON that he was back.

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Yeah, and he's probably about to jump ship again. Guy used to be a Dolphins fan after all. His loyalty is about as fickle as it gets. He probably would have jumped ship a long time ago if he didn't become some sort of dwarf celebrity.

He bailed out of his Fireman Ed role immediately after the Buttfumble Game, and later claimed he did it not because the Jets Suck, but because he couldn't take the heckling he was getting from other fans. Of course we know he quit because the overwhelming truth is that the Jets Suck. The Buttfumble Game was such a clear expression of the almighty Suckage that is the New Jersey Jets that even Fireman Ed bailed on them. The fact that he later blames his bailout on getting heckled by other fans just shows that Fireman Ed himself sucks and that all Jets fans suck.

He did in fact come back as Fireman Ed for Game 1 of this season. I presume that he did this for the cash, since it's clear he won't do it otherwise and there's no evidence that he's done it since. Boyfriends Revis and Marshall gave him props for showing up for Game 1 but it seems the reality is that Game 1 was yet another bailout by Fireman Ed.

Fireman Ed Sucks...has a nice ring to it

Joker said:

Fireman Ed Sucks...has a nice ring to it

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Watching the "game" last night I noticed a lot of younger Jest fans. Don't those kids have anyone who can provide them with the guidance that they need?

Joker said:

No...think man, think...Goodell prefers farm animals only..preferably chickens...

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…and Kraftys...

1960Pats said:

Watching the "game" last night I noticed a lot of younger Jest fans. Don't those kids have anyone who can provide them with the guidance that they need?

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Odds are if the kids are Jets fans, then the parents are Jets fans and we all know they're doing well to press 85 on IQ tests.

http://nypost.com/2015/11/17/why-jets-150m-secondary-is-in-danger-of-becoming-a-bust/

LOL @ all those talking heads who said the pats should have paid

IllegalContact said:

http://nypost.com/2015/11/17/why-jets-150m-secondary-is-in-danger-of-becoming-a-bust/

LOL @ all those talking heads who said the pats should have paid

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The first line is actually pretty good: The Jets’ secondary came into the season with more hype than a Floyd Mayweather fight and a similar price tag.

The 10 most overrated things about New Jersey

This is a pretty good article. But I'm sharing it because the Jets aren't on the list. Not even the folks in New Jersey think that the Jets are any good -- so they can't be overrated!

KontradictioN said:

Yeah, and he's probably about to jump ship again. Guy used to be a Dolphins fan after all. His loyalty is about as fickle as it gets. He probably would have jumped ship a long time ago if he didn't become some sort of dwarf celebrity.

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Really Fireman Ed was a fin fan? What's the story on that, haven't heard it before

"A Jets fan since the mid 1970s, Anzalone was a Dolphins fan while growing up in College Point, N.Y.

Anzalone lost his temper in 2010 when he was charged with assaulting a Giants fan who interrupted his chant at a Jets' preseason game. The charges were later dropped."

Jets Fireman Ed a Dolphins fan?

Just watched Fitzpatrick throw an interception in the last two minutes to end his team's afternoon. When it comes to disappointment, the Jets seldom disappoint.

Time for Jets scum to take another gander at Revis' cap hit. Happy days.

Revis will be a fine corner again in 2015, but he’ll also be earning $16m, so you would certainly hope so. In 2016, he’ll be earning $17m, and the year after $15.3m. Somewhere along that timeline I think the decline in his physical skills is going to mean he no longer justifies that money. If it’s 2017 the Jets timed the contract perfectly, because just $6m of that year is guaranteed. If it’s before that, then the Jets miscalculated and could have a costly mistake on their hands.

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Is Darrelle Revis Slowing Down?
DeAndre Hopkins enjoyed his stay on Revis Island

Toilet Bowels is under impressing as HC
May he have a long reign in NY

There've been some contenders for teams to dislike in the last few months.

Indianapolis have Grigson, Pagano and a bunch of fans who are too stupid to understand the basic facts of physics. Harbaugh for all of his hard guy act has shown himself to be a whiny little third-grader and Rex is a blowhard to rival Donald Trump, whatever team he coaches.

But the Jets are still in a class of classlessness of their own.

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Before Thanksgiving. Epic!
Of course this gives their fans a leg up on us with several extra months of draft talk.

Just watched the highlights (or, lowlights, if you're a Jets fan) on NFL.com, two things stood out.

JJ Watt is unstoppable, despite being a douche.

Revis looks fat and out of shape. No wonder he left with a "concussion".