Shank trolling Pats fans

Felger and some caller were talking about this the other day, last I looked at the stats they didn't have an argument so not sure what stats they were cherry picking to make their argument, it aggravated me so I switched the station.

By my math, the Pats fumbled 18 times in 2013. The Pats have fumbled 9 times this year in 9 games. That tells me that they are fumbling less this year than they were in 2013. But hey, let's not get in the way of a good argument by including facts into the equation.

sb1 said:

Dan Shaughnessy ‏@Dan_Shaughnessy Nov 17

No doubt the Ideal Gas Law folks can explain why Patriots are fumbling more often, and dropping more passes at home this year. #Just sayin'
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LOL and he's wrong on both anyway.

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The Patriots are not fumbling more this year at home.
The Patriots dropped a ton more passes last year than this year.

Did anyone ask Shankasaurus why Brady's having one of his best years ever?

BTW, Welker's last year here, both he and Aaron Hernandez dropped a ton of passes.

letekro said:

I'm not a violent person, but I would love to pop this guy's giant head like the infected pimple it resembles.

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"#just sayin'" alone makes me want to pop the giant head

NashuaPats said:

If no Boston sports fans read the likes of CHB, Volin, or Tomase or listen to Felger and Squeaky, they will go away. We may even get good, young reporters as their replacements who have interesting, insightful things to write and say. Please, people stop feeding the trolls. We deserve better.

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Nashua,

WE here at Patsfans.com are far less than 1% of the total Boston sports fan market.

Shank's audience is the 99% who think a touchdown is something a plane does.

I don't understand. Is Shaughnessy saying he doesn't believe that there is such a thing as the Ideal Gas Law or that he believes the Patriots came up with the scheme to deflate balls that they knew if caught, could be explained away by science?

tatepatsfan said:

I have a rental car for a few days, as mine is in the shop. This car monitors air pressure in its tires, so naturally I was fixated on this. Yesterday when I left for work in the morning, it was a balmy 30 degrees. The PSI in the tires averaged 29. Lo and behold, between the friction on the tires from my 40 minute commute, as well as the roughly 7 to 8 degree warming up in temperature, the average PSI in the tires increased to an average of about 33.5 Who would've thought? (Other than the Ideal Gas Law, and other assorted nonsense).

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He hates the Patriots because Kraft wouldn't buckle and give his daughter a job the way Tom Werner of the Red Sox did.

Shank is just another old timey extortionist.

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FCB02062 said:

And this curly haired boyfriend will probably be on one of the CSN shows tonight or tomorrow and the host will tease it, like fans are waiting with baited breath to hear what f#cking Shank has to say.

****erson: Up next, Patriots fans, see what Shaughnessy has to say about the Patriots fumbling and deflategate! When we come back...

And of course, ****erson will be all smarmy and acting like pats fans should F#cking be afraid of the surly haired boyfriend,.....F Shank

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Substitute Tanguay for ****erson and you'd be spot on.

Shank's a ****bag.

shmessy said:

He hates the Patriots because Kraft wouldn't buckle and give his daughter a job the way Tom Werner of the Red Sox did.

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Has Shank's son been arrested again since that time a couple years ago when he was arrested for being ****-faced and assaulting a cop?

I can just imagine how you younger guys feel about this twerp. I'm an older Pats fan and even I want to smash him in the snotbox with a straight right. I'm always amazed at these arrogant douchebag posers in the Boston media. It's like they think they can shyt all over the whole region with their poisonous vitriol and talk down their friggin' noses like they're some kind of "special intelligentsia". Spending your life writing about games kids play like it's some gigantic contribution to western civilization.

Yeah, Shankacrybaby pushes my buttons sometimes but you know what? It makes me come alive that I can even harbor the thought of folding his bluffing hand, which I could do in public. Being a member here and a Patriots fan since 60 has taught me one solid lesson. To a man/woman, every single person I've ever befriended because of this fanship, every single one, is a human being of far far superior quality than a self loathing shytbag like Shanks. It is then that I realize, once again, that there is no need to harbor ill thoughts toward this human rodent, this curly red haired hamster, for it is HE that must live out his pathetic, loathsome existence in his own skin. When his time winds down and he faces the big adios, it is then that he will realize that the world bids him a quick farewell, never to be heard from again. Thank God.

As a Boston Sports fan since 1967 one thing does work.

NEVER EVER EVER read a single word he says. Ever

Ever.

It works if you work it.

Tell Shank that Borges trolls us better than he does.

The quality of my life improved significantly when I stopped reading Shaughnessy's tired, contrived contrarian nonsense. He's a brutal hack who has been stealing the Globe's money for the past 10 years during which he has failed to come up with even a single original thought. The fact that he is bored by the Ideal Gas Law reveals what a phoney he is.

He's not bored by it ,Zeus, he's confused by it. My roommate at B.U. was a comm major way back when. He complained to me how tough intro to college math was for him. I showed him the first chapter of my intro to engineering physics. He thought it was a foreign language.

XLIX said:

Has Shank's son been arrested again since that time a couple years ago when he was arrested for being ****-faced and assaulting a cop?

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Probably, but I'm sure Shank paid off the cops to keep it quiet.

Just trying to think...what else could CHB stand for besides Curly Haired Boyfriend?

Completely Hallucinogenic Bozo?
Clueless Harpy Bellyacher?
Corrupt Harebrained Buffoon?

Come on. Give us your best!